megan

i am girl

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Pittsburgh: if you are caught between attending the worlds largest furry convention or my show tonight then please know you are welcome to combine the two

[Mira Gonzalez @miragonz]

love island is like what if the stanford prison experiment was porn

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

(on a first date) Can we please just try to have a good night

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

2 weeks till ur sad i do not care about the weather you will be sad this summer

[rune sword @runesword1]

firing a warning shot over my coworker’s head when they start walking towards me

[Fortesa Latifi @hifortesa]

I wanna be in the norwegian skier’s ex-gf’s group chat

[jackie @thejacqinthebox]

obsessed with the canadian skier on tiktok complaining that her olympic village doesn’t get lava cakes OR seth jarvis bc she’s in cortina not milan

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

The ones that get it, get it 🤝

[107 @SYLV4lN]

i bet sitting in the penalty box mad as hell gnawing on your mouthguard feels so good

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Dont be French in front of me Im dead serious

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Oh no Coke for me, I just wanted to be in this tiny bathroom with my boys

[loid @Iveslueur]

sorry just read ur text from last weekend, are u guys still at the bar

[kickVerse @KickVerseX]

God's plan for me does not involve Linkedin at all

[The Frustrating Individual @MILFmassacre]

a few rounds into strip poker and it’s becoming increasingly clear i’m wearing a bomb vest

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

girlfriend: is crying

me, an empath: im sensing that you want me to go play playstation for a while

[cabby @cabby]

Can you turn your swag off for one second and listen

[madi ♱ @marvlouspersona]

At no point in the Bible did Adam drop Eve off at work and keep her car

[Bullpen Clown @nunchukdave]

Taking a quick work call in front of my extended family