Michael Burns

[Michael Burns @mdburnsie]

@GoodmanHoops @REFLOG18 Can proudly say I've not heard Smith talk for more than 45 seconds in my lifetime

[Michael Burns @mdburnsie]

Hope you didn't give up on the @TheCousinSal Steelers Special! They bookended the season with it - Game 1 and Game 17

[Michael Burns @mdburnsie]

@ATRightMovies No green screens! No CGI! Certainly contributes to its greatness.

[Michael Burns @mdburnsie]

@Fake_Dispatch Lancaster! I always stop at Rax on trips to Athens

[Michael Burns @mdburnsie]

One game in and the @TheCousinSal Special hits! Steelers trail at half and win. +700! @BillSimmons

[Michael Burns @mdburnsie]

@FrankCaliendo When did Liam Neeson's voice overtake Harrison Ford's body??

[Michael Burns @mdburnsie]

@matthewstoller @MariaBruno01 Turns out democracy dies in daylight

[Michael Burns @mdburnsie]

The @TheCousinSal Steelers half-/final+ special hits AGAIN. +850. Cha-ching. 4th time this season.

[Michael Burns @mdburnsie]

@zillowgonewild It appears a lot of baking happens at the outdoor fireplace 😏

[Michael Burns @mdburnsie]

@TheCousinSal special - Steelers trail at half, win game - hits for third time this season. Tasty +800 tonight.

[Michael Burns @mdburnsie]

@Angry_Staffer I think we have our 2024 edition of Four Seasons Total Landscaping! Knew it was just a matter of time!

[Michael Burns @mdburnsie]

@TheCousinSal Hope you didn't forget your standing wager from last season - Steelers lose the first half, win the game. Thanks for the +950 payoff!

[Michael Burns @mdburnsie]

@briankknuchel @DispatchAlerts Edit: Principal, not assistant principal.

[Michael Burns @mdburnsie]

@briankknuchel @DispatchAlerts Since Aug. 1:

https://t.co/bFsY11p1eR

https://t.co/yAg8LinXG6

https://t.co/XvHXmAJ7nC

I feel sorry for the students of a school whose assistant principal is delusional.

[Michael Burns @mdburnsie]

@Ziggys_Duck Love the subtle visual cues to the bad guy arriving in a Western - the tumbleweed blue bag, Omar's duster coat.

[Michael Burns @mdburnsie]

@JPosnanski @billjamesonline Just about everyone frames at as " with today's rules, Unitas would ..." What about the other way? Put 2024 Maholmes in Unitas' era. Under more restrictive play-calling and rules, Maholmes' athleticism and play-making would make him even more dominant.

[Michael Burns @mdburnsie]

@TownsUsa You're not wrong

[Michael Burns @mdburnsie]

@PodSaveAmerica @latimesfob Thought: DJT says he doesn't need VP, runs without one. Aligns with his desire to induce chaos, removes perceived threat of 2nd in command. Banks on GOP controlling House; easier for him to control speaker than VP.

[Michael Burns @mdburnsie]

@OhioUBusiness @ohiou @OhioFootball @OhioBobcats @OHIOAlumni @CoachAlbin @OHIO_CE How about doing that for *all* students? Sheesh. (Say this as an OU alum, btw)

[Michael Burns @mdburnsie]

@HowThingsWorkOH @GovMikeDeWine They literally went from dinner with Dewine & Husted to go pay Randazzo. Two months later, Dewine names Randazzo head of PUCO. It's all so blatantly obvious.

[Michael Burns @mdburnsie]

@HowThingsWorkOH @GovMikeDeWine Per Dispatch: FirstEnergy paid Randazzo $4.3 million after a meeting at his German Village condo on Dec. 18, 2018. Then-FE CEO Chuck Jones and then-Sr VP Michael Dowling stopped by after a dinner at Athletic Club with DeWine, Lt. Gov.-elect Jon Husted and lobbyist Josh Rubin