Matthew Fleming

Father, husband, runner, engineer, coder, geek, slacker, (dining) philosopher. Matthew.

[Reve @reve]

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[Observe by Snowflake @Observe_Inc]

When you’re troubleshooting new issues, you don’t always know what data you’ll need to investigate. 🔎 Stop settling for samples of #telemetry data – read about our journey to support a #petabyte of ingested data per day in our new blog: https://t.co/YzAxfgiqSk #observability

[Matthew Fleming @mdf356]

@Halocene Please come out west! Specifically there's a great bar in Cupertino, CA I've seen a lot of great metal shows at. I'd love to see y'all without having to fly to Ohio again :-)

[Matthew Fleming @mdf356]

@Halocene Beautiful family! As a parent I love how you seem to manage to juggle family and career. Love you both and hope to see you on tour again!!

[Matthew Fleming @mdf356]

@PLUSHROCKS @Disturbed @FIROfficial No dates in Northern California :cry:

[Matthew Fleming @mdf356]

I swear half the time Spotify puts up something random, and I'm like "oh this is cool I wonder who this is" and it's @Allegaeon from some older album.

F'ing baller band. Everything is gold. @Greggoroth and @DeathMetalMikey are wizards. Today it's "From the Stars Death Came".

[Matthew Fleming @mdf356]

@titanrageband I hope y'all have a gig near San Jose again soon!

[Carla Notarobot 🤖👩🏻‍💻 @CarlaNotarobot]

My team had a debate on what the best looping variable name is

i won

[Matthew Fleming @mdf356]

Spotify loves to play me the latest @ButcherBabies singles. And I love every second of it!

I'm just sad they're one of several opening acts on tour. I'd pay to see them headline.

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

LINCOLN FREED THE SLAVES screams the party currently throwing a shit-fit because there's a holiday commemorating it

[Matthew Fleming @mdf356]

\m/ Ukraine hype video \m/

Fuck Russia. Slava Ukraini!

[Defense of Ukraine @DefenceU]

Bang bang, we shot them down. Bang bang, all 18 missiles and 9 drones, including the Kinzhals. Thank you, USA, for our beloved Patriots!

[Matthew Fleming @mdf356]

@jntrnr I have seen exactly one talk from JeanHeyd (at C++Now) and I've read a few blog posts, and I firmly believe he is one the most awesome speakers and writers I have had the pleasure to encounter.

Not wanting his talk, on anything he is qualified to speak on, is absurd.

[Matthew Fleming @mdf356]

@lillamb1997 I'll believe it when it actually happens.

[Matthew Fleming @mdf356]

Walked in the 17s room to kiss goodnight and @Allegaeon is blasting while he does homework

#blessed #parentingwin

[Matthew Fleming @mdf356]

@Greggoroth "I meant to do that"

[Matthew Fleming @mdf356]

@lillamb1997 My favorite way to frame it is, after every school shooting, the headline should say "A well-regulated militia entered a school and killed 5 kids".

Because duh, it wasn't a well-regulated militia that did it.

[Matthew Fleming @mdf356]

I'm in this picture!

[NEMOPHILA @NEMOPHILA_band]

Day two of the U.S. tour is over!
Thank you so much San Francisco, You guys are the best!

#NEMOPHILA

[Matthew Fleming @mdf356]

@Greggoroth SoWN was my introduction to Anthrax (via Headbanger's Ball on MTV). Since it was my first I ended up loving the John Bush sound a lot more than the Joey Belladonna sound. Except maybe for Persistence of Time.

[Matthew Fleming @mdf356]

My teammate did a thing, with my help! https://t.co/3UWOoduvGd

[Matthew Fleming @mdf356]

@mediavandal You're a hella good looking big boy, and I say that as a straight man struggling with my own big boy body image