Michael D Fountain

Writer. Director. Designer. Teacher. Jack of all trades, master of pun.

[Michael D Fountain @mdfount]

Her: I like the fish decorations
Me: They're schooling us.
Her: <sigh>
Me: In current events.
Her: Oh, god...

[Michael D Fountain @mdfount]

@jamesninness He is great!

[Mom To 2 Big Ass Dogs 🌊🌊🌊 @JanaStarr828]

So apparently selling a wedding cake to an LGBTQ couple is participating in the marriage, but selling a gun to a shooter isn't participating in the crime.

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

I don’t understand how every American isn’t radicalized by open enrollment season

[Bradford Pearson @BradfordPearson]

cannot stop laughing at this

[Michael D Fountain @mdfount]

@jamesninness It's a fantasy weekend!

[Michael D Fountain @mdfount]

Went ahead and got me onto a mast server:https://t.co/VjsHzb534q
Just for funsies.

[Michael D Fountain @mdfount]

@deva_marie I thought why are socks

[BOB DELUXE @BobDeluxe]

Had big plans to Trick or Treat as Game of Thrones author George R. R. Martin but never finished my costume.

[Dean Baker @DeanBaker13]

The story here is about as simple as can be. Republicans don't condemn political violence because they want it.

[Milton W. Oldman @Misanthropod]

I block *every* account that serves me an ad.

[Uncle Dad @Ninety6Delta]

@RpsAgainstTrump

[Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren]

Airline ticket prices
⬆️43% this year

3rd quarter profits
American Airlines:⬆️186% to nearly $500 million
United Airlines:⬆️99% to nearly $1 billion

Taxpayer bailout of these airlines
Over $20 billion

Job cuts at these airlines in pandemic:
6,400

Cite the damn corporate greed

[Renee Bracey Sherman @RBraceySherman]

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[Michael D Fountain @mdfount]

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[Ezra Klein @ezraklein]

As part of my dive into how “affordable housing” came to cost almost $600,000 per unit in Los Angeles, I had a conversation with @HeidiEMarston that I’ll be thinking about for some time.

https://t.co/dkMUzVrpoL

[4 Color Fantasies @4colorfantasies]

Well 4CFanatics it happened again. Another week, another break in This time the estimates are in the $10,000 plus range. I don’t normally do this but if you have books in your Sub or have been thinking about coming by and making a purchase we could really use your help. Thanks

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

JD Vance is funded by a tech billionaire. Ted Cruz is a US Senator whose wife is a managing director at Goldman Sachs. They went to Princeton, Harvard, and Yale. When they warn you about elites, they’re talking about themselves.

[Michael D Fountain @mdfount]

@VoiceofRatana

[Guglar @Guglar9]

Whoever that's trying to convince you to take off your mask because they did, are doing so to feel less bad about their own decisions. They are telling you to risk your long term health so they wouldn't have to stare at their own stupidity. They are BAD friends. The end. 4/

[Michael D Fountain @mdfount]

"We don't have enough data, or we don't have enough data *for you*?"

[The Problem With Jon Stewart @TheProblem]

Jon interviewed Leslie Rutledge, Arkansas Attorney General, about why her state banned gender-affirming care for minors - ignoring the guidelines of major medical organizations and taking the decision out of parents’ hands. Watch the full interview on @AppleTVPlus