Mike

[Mike @mdhrst]

Oof 🤦‍♂️

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

when i was in elementary school i really thought opening TIME CAPSULES would be a much bigger part of my adult life

[Mike @mdhrst]

@buoyantbabe That might be the only similarity between Claresholm & Mexico 🤣

[Mike @mdhrst]

I truly hope this is a translation issue and they mean paper towels

Either way, crossing 7/11 Claresholm off of the places to stop in. Ever. 🤮🤢

[Christopher Hale @ChristopherHale]

The Vatican is two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Whether it's Donald Trump attacking the Pope or Barack Obama asking for Dijon mustard on a hot dog, both men shattered Washington norms.

[Mike @mdhrst]

@TrumpDailyPosts

[Mike @mdhrst]

What Easter 🐣 Dinner would be complete without Peep-Dogs

#HappyEaster

[Mike @mdhrst]

Easter Egg 🥚 hunt for the legal age child

Head out to the yard to find the 24 Twisted Tea "eggs" I needed to buy, to get 2 pair of sunglasses

[Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

JESUS: so do you still celebrate the day I was crucified?

ME: oh yeah, it's a major holiday

JESUS: and what is it called? Sad Friday?

ME: ...

JESUS: tragic Friday?

ME: ...

JESUS: WHAT IS IT CALLED

[Mike @mdhrst]

At the bank, guy in front of me is placing bets on his phone & talking to people about tonight's odds

He gets to the teller and produces a stack of bills to pay from his account 🙄🙄

You'll setup an online gambling account but won't pay a bill online ... f@ck

[Kristel 💙🧡 @kristelxo]

Only Canadians of a certain age will remember when Superstore had employees rollerblading across the store for price checks like it was completely normal.

[Mike @mdhrst]

With that jump in gas prices only supposed to continue I'm going need a side-gig

[Amy Nixon @texasrunnerDFW]

I’m sorry David, I am at war with bad home construction

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Bad Bunny picked up more yards during the halftime show than the Patriots did in the first half

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

I’m going to invite Pete Carroll to my Super Bowl party to watch the Seahawks and the Patriots but he will probably pass.

[Made In Canada @MadelnCanada]

Kids today find out school is cancelled via text. I had to wake up at 6 AM and watch the bottom of the TV screen like it was the NHL draft.