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Founder of @SkateTheEast. I used to be good at the Internet so I'm trying again.

[M D @mdipi]

“Please, please, it’s too much winning. We can’t take it anymore.” No it isn’t. We have to keep winning. We have to win more.

[M D @mdipi]

#NewProfilePic

[M D @mdipi]

@garygrills There was a WSJ article about how inflation and supply chain issues are killing them this year. I wish this was a joke tweet.

[M D @mdipi]

Why is “Down” by Jay Sean getting so much air time on Connecticut radio all of a sudden?

[M.G. Siegler @mgsiegler]

2021: the year every hotel completed the roll out of USB-A ports in rooms. Just in time for every single device to complete the transition to USB-C.

[M D @mdipi]

@TheJeffway Government has been doing this for decades. Stay woke. 😂

[Le Grille @garygrills]

stack that paper up and then make boss moves, she like to argue so i sent that b*tch to law school‼️ *UH HUUUUH*

[M D @mdipi]

Remember when we almost defunded Paw Patrol? Wild times.

[M D @mdipi]

@klmcgee5 In solemn silence while asking yourself how you could be cleaner in the future. The way the Puritans intended.

[M D @mdipi]

Now do Dunkin in New England alone

[Colin Landforce 🛠 @landforce]

Starbucks customers have something like $1.4 billion in balances in the Starbucks app at any given time.

We give them a billion and a half dollar loan, no interest, and only ask for it back when we want to buy some 90% margin coffee from em.

Absolutely incredible

[M D @mdipi]

Just saw this same neighbor unloading bags of mulch from his car in the 90 degree heat 😂. #WeAreTheJoneses

[M D @mdipi]

Just watched a neighbor do 4 consecutive double takes on my freshly mulched beds while on a walk with his family. +1 point to me. #imasuburban

[M D @mdipi]

Just watched a neighbor do 4 consecutive double takes on my freshly mulched beds while on a walk with his family. +1 point to me. #imasuburban

[M D @mdipi]

@klmcgee5 Sounds like 1L Lawyering

[M D @mdipi]

@Bosleezy I was in the CVS nail polish section, it was actually pretty lit

[M D @mdipi]

Okay apparently you can’t just “retweet” this celebratory notification I got. But I still remember registering for Twitter, on my computer in my Vernon dorm room at Trinity, spring of my junior year. Wild.

[M D @mdipi]

@jgarvey Back surgery at 30 ✅; asks fiancé to repeat everything multiple times ✅. Worried about this vision thing now...

[M D @mdipi]

Man I feel old...

[M D @mdipi]

@jgarvey LMAO this was supposed to include my “Twitterversary” post (12 years ago) but apparently I’m too old to even figure out how to re-tweet that 🤦🏻‍♂️😂

[M D @mdipi]

@K_RDI Wisdom.

[M D @mdipi]

If I get tennis elbow from doc review is it workers comp?

[M D @mdipi]

I still can’t get over how good #guccivsjeezy was last night. 👀