About 150 members of Congress started the day with an plan that they would try to stage a coup. Then a group of citizens tried to stage a coup, and all those members of Congress were suddenly clutching their pearls and want you to praise them for it.
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."- FDR
"Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country."- JFK
"I don't take responsibility at all."- DJT
Dear @LidlUS
My name is Bean. I eat peanut butter and jelly English muffins for three meals a day.
Back in February, my mom bought 72 jars of your peanut butter when it was on sale for 78 cents a jar. I numbered each jar.
I need a chart:
Cohen turned on Trump.
Gates turned on Manafort.
Accountant turned on Manafort too.
Trump Tower meeting w/Russians wasn’t about adoptions.
Junior & Senior lied. (Shocker)
Collins -king of congressional Trumpsters was indicted.
Who the hell can keep up?🤷🏻♀️
Dear Green Party: Can you PLEASE wait to make your symbolic votes at a time when our government isn’t being overrun by white supremacists??? Come @ me I don’t care.
@Starbucks needs a button on the mobile order that says i have an infant in a car seat that i can’t leave in the car and don’t want to unbuckle to grab my mobile order coffee that i can see through the window so could you run it out to me.
Idk why I continue to use @dominos every time the order is messed up. Hosting a party tonight and ordered 12 pizzas. Called early in the day to make sure they would be on time. Called to check after it being 20 minutes late to it’ll be there in 10....
A stripper is a person with more class and humbleness than you, trying to pay the bills, feed their children and dreaming of a better life.. https://t.co/m8FKcGe5tp