Michael McElwain

Newspaper online editor, reporter, photographer, videographer, screenwriter and super-villain.

[Michael McElwain @mdmcelwain]

@TTArtisanCN Can you check the download link for the Nikon Z-mount 75mm f2 firmware update? The link downloads a .fir file, and I thought we needed a .zip file so we can use the bin to update.

[Michael McElwain @mdmcelwain]

Please don't give Open Ai the movie script or novel for "Colossus: The Forbin Project" @sama or @elonmusk ... I don't want it to get any ideas.

[Michael McElwain @mdmcelwain]

@elonmusk Buy it, and easily create a new news network by combining traditional with social media influencers as public opinion hosts. Have shows that highlight Twitter Spaces events and podcasts. It would bring a new set of eyeballs. I can run it for you.

[Michael McElwain @mdmcelwain]

@Candlelightmg I enjoyed watching "Romance on the Ranch" which is now available on Amazon Prime Video for rent or purchase. I am proud to have played a small role in the production, and the direction, acting and cinematography are all top-notch. Well done!

[Michael McElwain @mdmcelwain]

A new movie is out based on a script I co-wrote. It is currently available on Amazon for purchase or rent.

If you like romance movies with a comedic touch, then please consider checking out "Romance on the Ranch" on Amazon.

Thank you! #RomanceOnTheRanch

[Michael McElwain @mdmcelwain]

@RJCity1 I meant Friday, Nov. 3, of course.

[Michael McElwain @mdmcelwain]

@RJCity1 What are you doing on Nov. 11? Let's go!

[Michael McElwain @mdmcelwain]

@TerryMatalas Just a quick note to thank you and your team for Picard Season 3. You gave us a grand adventure with some amazing friends, let us forget some of our troubles for a while and it made me feel young again. Thank you.

[Michael McElwain @mdmcelwain]

Overheard at McDonald's Old Grumpy Men Table: I finally told my grandson that instead of using that contraption to tell him the weather, he should just go outside. He told me that he doesn't have that app yet. I'm not sure what he means or if we're even related.

[Michael McElwain @mdmcelwain]

@Zack_Rawson Have you ever faced a defamation lawsuit?

[Michael McElwain @mdmcelwain]

Overheard at McDonald's Old Grumpy Men Table: I argued with him not about the quantity. It was about the quality. I swear to you, the gravel is smaller, I told him his gravel was almost like what I call, 'large sand.'

[Michael McElwain @mdmcelwain]

@RJCity1 Obviously Don Knotts and from the background of squares, it's a still from "The Don Knotts Show" from 1970. As for the person holding up Don? With those legs I'm going with Elaine Joyce or Louis Nye.

[Michael McElwain @mdmcelwain]

@finaldraftinc Interesting conversation with Jane Campion on screenwriting and the positives of being a beginner in the craft during the #FDAwards show. Good stuff!

[Michael McElwain @mdmcelwain]

Interesting conversation with Jane Campion on screenwriting and the positives of being a beginner in the craft during the #FDAwards show.

[Michael McElwain @mdmcelwain]

@EKokosinski I still have my Movie Pass credit card at the ready!

[Michael McElwain @mdmcelwain]

@RJCity1 This Tweet has lead to a lot of speculation for me. For instance, I now believe you have signed a short-term contract. Congratulations!

[Michael McElwain @mdmcelwain]

@EKokosinski I'm sitting NEAR them, not WITH them!

[Michael McElwain @mdmcelwain]

Overheard at the McDonalds Old Men Table: "I once tried to use the machine to order food, but it got it wrong. There is no way one man needs 50 nuggets and only two ranch dipping things. I tried to argue with it, but the screen went blank."

[Michael McElwain @mdmcelwain]

@EKokosinski I hope you are not accusing me of being old.

[Celeb Family Feud @FamilyFeudABC]

Team @DavidArquette sure knows how to put up a fight 🤼‍♂️ Thanks for watching #CelebrityFamilyFeud!