I’m at the nail salon & this woman next to me is trying to make small talk which is fun and all until sHE TRIES TO TELL ME THAT CLIMATE CHANGE ISNT REAL AND HOW IT WAS THIS HOT DURING HER CHILDHOOD?! LIKE R U FUCKING KIDDING ME WOMAN THE EARTH IS ON FIRE GET UR HEAD OUT OF UR ASS
This man has consumed a waffle, two bowls of cereal, and is now working on a yogurt, mini wheat, and 2 egg bagel sandwich with some grapes on the side and an additional yogurt and CANNOT be more than 150 lbs. I envy his bottomless stomach.
If you’re reading this release your shoulders from your ears, unclench your jaw, and remove your tongue from the roof of your mouth. We physically tend to hold onto stress in least noticeable ways. Relax.