Michael Vavases

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[Michael Vavases @mdvavizzle]

We're all just human beans in life's chili.

[Gabrielle Drolet @gabrielledrolet]

i love my landlord…. unplugged queen

[Michael Vavases @mdvavizzle]

Update: the bacterial world is currently visiting me. This is not ideal, I tell ya.

[Michael Vavases @mdvavizzle]

This is a bacterial world and we are just visiting it.

[Michael Vavases @mdvavizzle]

WHAT THE Look at the date please

[Michael Vavases @mdvavizzle]

My favorite homeopathic remedy for new virus strands is bathing in Sweet Baby Ray's™. With Sweet Baby Ray's™ the instructions are simple: remove cap, pour on SBR, and taste the flavor upgrade.

[Michael Vavases @mdvavizzle]

A review:

Bridgerton 👍👍
Bridgerton with my fiancée 👍👍👍👍👍

[Michael Vavases @mdvavizzle]

Oh also, we're engaged!!!

[Michael Vavases @mdvavizzle]

Look at this beautiful, moissanite stone with a palladium band. Moissainte is the stone of the future. Diamonds can eat my shorts.

[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

we need to bring this back

[Michael Vavases @mdvavizzle]

New Paramore rocks. Still a big fan.

[Michael Vavases @mdvavizzle]

@thrashgoblin That feeling never goes away unfortunately

[Michael Vavases @mdvavizzle]

This hit me hard.

[whalefact @awhalefact]

even the smallest whale is still as big as a whale

[whalefact @awhalefact]

very few whales have a boating license and yet they spend every day out on the water probably because they do not respect the law

[i like food @messedupfoods]

hotdog nigiri

[Michael Vavases @mdvavizzle]

Babe don't forget to pick which podcast you want to walk down the aisle to

[Michael Vavases @mdvavizzle]

I think the worst part of Jessica having covid and me being sick with not-covid (so far) is that we can't hang out in the same room. I miss my girlfriend even though she's literally in the room next to me.

[Michael Vavases @mdvavizzle]

@electrolemon so umm..... I didn't see there was a 9/21/22 video.... are you... umm... okay? Just wondering.....

[Michael Vavases @mdvavizzle]

I wish I was a single cell organism. I bet they don't have to worry about bills or getting rear-ended on the highway.

[Michael Vavases @mdvavizzle]

Rube Goldberg machines, Mimes, and highly talented street performers occupy the same space in my mind.