Mark Whiteman

Married, 2 kids, 3 cats living near Sheffield/Rotherham/Worksop and fan of Derby County Football Club. Also a volunteer for National Trust’s Hardwick Hall.

[Mark Whiteman @mdwhiteman]

Shame I had to expand the headline to see more... Finally thought MailOnline had really done everyone a favour. #DanWoottonExposed

[Mark Whiteman @mdwhiteman]

@Bootador @Gricehead In other news, there is now a national shortage of peppers.

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And since its back to work and normal food tmoro, it's a sharing Baked Brie with part-baked bread, and a pack of pate tnite. #clingingontochristmas #dontmakemegobacktowork

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One of the worst nights of the year, where the nation sighs, realising its back to work tmoro following the Christmas Break, and not only that, but it's time to start eating normal food again and stop boozing. #chistmasisover #endofchristmas #backtowork #backtonormality

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Incredible night seeing @DerrenBrown with the family at the Lyceum tonight, and the icing on the cake was being able to participate in the show with my son Alex. Our minds are well and truly blown. What a performer, and what a performance (and Derren wasn't bad either 😉)

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It's been a "Learning new games" type of weekend #relaxing #boardgame #boardgamegeek https://t.co/ZPW1mpqRja

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If Liz Truss ends up as PM, then we really are being taken over by robots #skynet #britishpm #C4LeaderDebate #ConservativeLeadershipContest

[Mark Whiteman @mdwhiteman]

@MartinSLewis @CornwallInsight And how long before these energy/fuel companies announce another bumper year of profits for their shareholders? How much do these companies pay in corporation tax, for this to go back into our economy, compared to what every person pays in income tax/VAT/NIC etc?

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Finally looking forward to the next few weeks/months for #dcfc. Looking forward to new signings and just lots of positivity around the club. Time to put the last 9 months behind us.

[Mark Whiteman @mdwhiteman]

Is Llando Norris sounding less and less British? What's up with his accent these days? #Formula1 #McLaren #BritishGP

[Mark Whiteman @mdwhiteman]

@Gricehead I very nearly got it in 2 (just the first letter wrong)... I knew I should have let my dirty mind take charge.

[Mark Whiteman @mdwhiteman]

@Dominic_E_Beck @WalesHigh Didn't fancy donning the orange overalls Dominic and mucking in with the mower? 😉

[Mark Whiteman @mdwhiteman]

Quite possibly my finest achievement this year.
#Wordle 294 2/6

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@Gricehead Wordle 250 5/6

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Wow, weirdly almost the same as me today.

[Mark Whiteman @mdwhiteman]

Daily Quordle #27
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https://t.co/gdDnhlLW2L

[Mark Whiteman @mdwhiteman]

@AlisonAndalucia I was not one of the conspiracy theorists who felt #Wordle had got more difficult after the NYT purchased it... Until today 😂
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[Mark Whiteman @mdwhiteman]

You absolute c*** Wordle 244 X/6
Streak ends at 38.
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[Mark Whiteman @mdwhiteman]

Actually disappointed not to get that in two moves! I got very excited after round 1!
Wordle 221 3/6

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That had the potential to be a toughie Wordle 219 4/6

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