Mark Barley

US Marine Corps Veteran

[Mark Barley @mdylanb]

@tedcruz It’s a goddamn American classic like Smokey and and the bandit

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@RepLuna Yep. I live in Coto de Caza which is a few minutes north of Ladera. My daughter just had a bone tumor removed from her tibia. We don’t have pathology yet, but the surgeon said it was extremely rare.

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@Sassafrass_84 I have just been taking all of the loans. I’m up to 13.9 million so far with no end in sight.

[Mark Barley @mdylanb]

Trying to pay Tesla end of lease $$$ for 2 days after returning car. Can’t get anyone to respond. What’s up @elonmusk ? It shouldn’t be that hard to give you my money.

[Mark Barley @mdylanb]

@JoshStraughan1 I think they’re already doing that in SoCal. Seems like nobody ever flushes…maybe just trying to save money.

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@EricSpracklen Problem solved. Probably won’t even see the stains on those stupid ass red pants.

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@nicksortor He looks really smart

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@andreysuperior

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@rawsalerts Hot mess

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@caijingshujuku Pull your pants up dipshit. Maybe that’s why you can’t get a job.

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@kevin_nealon What an asshole. So, are we talking orthodontics or Forrest Gump type braces?

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@Airaasayss 29

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@C_3C_3 He should be peeled like a banana

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@elonmusk @CollinRugg Don’t just execute him, make it painful.

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@adamcarolla That’s harmonica style. Nothing wrong with it. You have to adapt to each burrito.

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@DerrickEvans4WV @MartinShkreli Just as gross as I imagined. Who’s the other dude? I’m sure that room was stinky after. Look at those socks! 😂

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@StephenKing You’re right. I’d much rather be blown up by a Muslim extremist with a nuke.

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@alphafox He doesn’t really look retarded. Gay, sure. Retarded, no.

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@drsarah My entire life has been a lie

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@streetfighthard Damn, it was their anniversary too