🌻 Meg 🌻

[the grim queefer @evildildos]

this is literally me when i ask ppl to take a cute pic of me

[🌻 Meg 🌻 @me0wmegv]

shia surprise

[miss thang @blackmarketPhD]

ur chances of being killed by shia labeouf are low but never zero

[Chris Megerian @ChrisMegerian]

Here's another way to think about these chairs at the White House — you could fill roughly all of them with the number of people who died of COVID-19 yesterday

[B ² 💕 @_queenBree2]

Pregnancy wave vs Me

[blink-182 @blink182]

🤣 @speechdude

[Blu @jaziyyah]

no, teacher, i do not have 400+ dollars to pay for 2 books by tomorrow so we can start chapter one for a book that was on a syllabus i received yesterday.

[Cort @bonillacortne]

get it 👏🏾 in to 👏🏾 your heads 👏🏾 that police are 👏🏾 not suppose to 👏🏾 kill 👏🏾 people 👏🏾 even when 👏🏾 they’ve done 👏🏾 something 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 wrong 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[SlayKira @shaki_pack]

Life was better when shakira released Waka Waka, 10 years ago. https://t.co/uNmXEhigSp

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

Replace drunk history with baked science please I’m begging

[big boy synthetique @ajbends]

Tweeting this for my FBI agent: I text my pals about murdering people a lot but it’s all in jest for I am but a quipster I promise

[⋆ @tristehomo]

mentally i am here

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

my boyfriend and i go to Taco Bell. what do you want i ask him. a baja blast? no. he gets down on one knee. i want something that will baja last. will you marry me? they ring the taco bell. we live happily ever after mas.

[Charlie Bonner @CharlieKBonner]

absolutely baller content from the postal workers union

[🌻 Meg 🌻 @me0wmegv]

guy fieri literally made his own meme page my life is complete

[Flavortown @flavortown]

Can’t fake flavor 👊🥪