Mims

[' @sieqlvs]

female rage is pretending to not be upset about something you have every right to be upset about

[Mims @me_campion]

Went 30 years without getting strep throat. Gets strep throat so badly I land in the ER at 2 AM.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

From @TheAthleticFC: Gio Reyna is the comeback kid who keeps coming and going. The midfielder gave another glimpse of his talents this week but his body has a habit of letting him down. He is back shining for the USMNT — but can he stay there? https://t.co/UWToiW2U0T

[Soup @soupinthering]

Girls will suffer unearthly tragedies and still run errands the same day with a smile on their face but if a man’s parents divorce when he is 12 he will unleash his wrath on the world for the rest of his life

[Mims @me_campion]

White people when fajitas come out on a sizzling skillet

“Omggggg Kathy was is that!???!!?!”

[Mims @me_campion]

This guy from my home town told me he liked me and thought I was cool because he WATCHED HIS FRIEND THAT I WAS DATING HIT ME WITH A CAR and I just got back up.

Very cool, very chill. We love domestic abuse and encouraging it.

[Mims @me_campion]

@I_SPR_I $20 is a low price that’s worth more money

[Mims @me_campion]

Men do never seem to be running out of audacity that’s for fucking sure lol

[Mims @me_campion]

My cousins and I prank called/text our other cousin Jay so epically that I literally cannot even believe we pulled it off. I’ve never laughed so hard in my life.

[Mims @me_campion]

If I am asked to do an exit interview for this job I am going to just die in a hole.

[Mims @me_campion]

If I could throw hands with Elderwood the nursing home in human form… I would.

[Mims @me_campion]

Nobody and I mean NO ONE send me a video of an elderly dog. I am no longer accepting that they grow old. And I cannnot cry at one more video.

[shelby @thetrueshelby]

Nashville was the 129th mass shooting so far this year. It’s March 27th.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

We had an assault weapons ban from 1994-2004 that prohibited the manufacture or sale for civilian use of certain semi-automatic weapons and banned magazines with 10 rounds or more.

Mass shootings dropped during that decade.

We did it once and should do it again.

[Mims @me_campion]

Chace put on steel toed boots to split and stack wood today and I was thrilled that muck boot season is coming to an end and I just hate this about myself lol

[jo @fetishxsel]

Selena Gomez.