Elizabeth Meacham

Tar Heel. Pro-Oxford comma. Modeled for my local Olan Mills once as a baby. Technically undefeated in tennis. Actually undefeated in Just Dance.

[Elizabeth Meacham @meachdotcom]

"I've been to the year 3000. Not much has changed but they live underwater." A fun JoBro lyric that doubles as a warning abt climate change

[Elizabeth Meacham @meachdotcom]

Went to therapy for the first time. Decided it’s time to get my anxiety in check & start feeling like myself again. If I’m taking that big of a step to restore my mental health, I need to take another one & say goodbye to this dumpster fire of an app for a bit. Peace & blessings.

[Elizabeth Meacham @meachdotcom]

Sat next to a beautiful, single man at church and was planning to actually be bold and talk to him after service but dude peaced out after communion. I respect your desire to beat traffic, my man, but the possibility of new love would have been worth the parking lot congestion.

[James @CaucasianJames]

what do i look like to u? a silly goose?

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@mgaley10 You indulge on Fat Tuesday because you give it up for a month on Ash Wednesday

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@mgaley10 When people start Lent

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@jakesull21 As a girl who is both incredibly removed from this situation & a gym goer, I just have to say that those are solid rules & I respect you for them; however, if you’re getting ~vibes~ from her or have reason to think she’d be down, I say go for it. Just don’t be weird & it’s fine🤷🏻‍♀️

[Elizabeth Meacham @meachdotcom]

It’s the little things

[Hend Amry @LibyaLiberty]

My 12 year old sent me an email asking permission to spend a no school day at a friend’s house. I wish I could post the whole thing but I’ll just share the introductory paragraph.

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I feel... honored. I feel seen. I feel an appropriate amount of edgy.

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I just started a thought within my own inner monologue with, “As I’m sure you know,” ...

Is this it? Have I finally gone insane?

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@sgeezy99 You know that you’re not, but the others thankfully don’t follow me on Twitter 😅

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Fact: 40-50% of marriages now end in divorce.

Fact: The dumbest trend of modern weddings is the “first look.”

Theory: If you see each other before the ceremony on the big day, you’ll get divorced.

Hypothesis: Putting an end to the first look=lowering the divorce rate.

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A life without cheese is not a life I want to live

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@spence_wagner Wholesome

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@gretcheneliese The first one is honestly a cinematic masterpiece and I knew a sequel could not live up to it but I’m just furious at this plot lol

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If there is going to be a third installment in the To All The Boys series... yes, I will watch it, but I will NOT be happy about it

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I don’t know what to do with this information but I feel like it’s useful

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Status report after watching this film: I’m very single, very upset, and very offended at the mistreatment of Jordan Fisher

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Was asleep on the couch by 9:30 and am in bed watching To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before: P.S. I Love You with my dog by 10

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Ah shoot I got the title wrong, how tragic