Meagon

Wife • Mom • Nurse • Health-conscious (But Starbucks-obsessed) • Senegence Lover

[All That Dazzles @ATDazzles]

How Matthew Perry wanted to be remembered. I think we can honour his wishes today.

[Target @Target]

POV: You’re here because Facebook and Instagram are down.

[Meagon @meagblanco]

I haven’t been on Twitter this much in forever. And it is SO worth it! ☠️☠️🤣🤣🤣#facebookdown #instagramdown

[Bille Marcum @billemarcum]

Ok, this is funny -- Twitter trolling WhatsApp, Instagram and Facebook #FacebookIsDown

[Meagon @meagblanco]

@KatieJoCox @wrtv TikTok is still working

[Bree Bree @21bresus]

i’m sooo scared at this saweetie performance rn. the tragic lip syncing. the cringe is unmatchable right now #JakePaulvsAskren

[Meagon @meagblanco]

😳😳

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

I have some news. For now, I’ll be shooting my show with no studio audience. To everyone who was looking forward to coming, I'm so sorry. But I’m doing this for the health of my fans, my staff & my crew. (It has nothing to do with a warrant for my arrest in the state of Florida.)

[Meagon @meagblanco]

🤦🏽‍♀️

[The Hill @thehill]

Trump says he called Apple CEO "Tim Apple" on purpose "to save time & words" https://t.co/fWnz5er4UI

[Meagon @meagblanco]

For your St Patrick’s day vibe! https://t.co/byKxJhgNMz

[Meagon @meagblanco]

Dang! I want a nap!!!

[theSkimm @skimmwellplayed]

Today is #NationalNappingDay. Wishing we could celebrate with a siesta. Spain was recently named the healthiest country in the world thanks to things like lifestyle and eating habits. And it's supposed to have the highest lifespan around the world by 2040. #SkimmLife

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

So we find out now the lady who ran the massage parlor where Robert Kraft got caught is Trump's friend who sold access to...I can't. Trump is so dirty, he's even in this RubnTug scandal? I can't. I need a day off.

[VICE News @VICENews]

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[Meagon @meagblanco]

#BoilerUp

[Drew Brees @drewbrees]

I've got a good feeling about this @BoilerFootball team! #BoilerUp 🚂

[Trey Songz @TreySongz]

But these just mixtapes 🤷🏽‍♂️ 🤣🤣🤣

[Meagon @meagblanco]

In Fight With 'Chuck And Nancy,' Trump Says He'd Be 'Proud' To Shut Down Government - NPR https://t.co/qLbjxfwk4N

[Kevin Hart @KevinHart4real]

Why is it so hard for people to find better things to do than being negative....Being angry is easy...Finding happiness within yourself is what's tuff...I challenge everyone to find happiness in YOURSELF. Fuck negativity

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

You can summon your Tesla from your phone. Only short distances today, but in a few years summon will work from across the continent.

[Jim Acosta @Acosta]

Trump on Puerto Rico: “this is an island sitting in the middle of an ocean. And it’s a big ocean; it’s a very big ocean...” https://t.co/bKf01dPmyQ Trump on climate: “And when you’re talking about an atmosphere, oceans are very small.” https://t.co/sSJ12fQqYZ

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

Could ONE reporter ONE time say to Trump when he complains the press is negative and hostile (as he's doing right now), "Sir, its because you LIE and we have to report that. Don't lie and we won't be so "negative". ONCE please?

[VICE News @VICENews]

This is why your Facebook ads are super creepy