Meaghan McCormack

who’s that girl... it’s meag!

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

Hey babe come look at the cat. He looks the exact same as he always does and he's just sitting there. Babe come look.Hey come look at the cat

[lil cheesecake @jinmarieee]

my therapist said to “release the need to know” and I need to know how to do that even.

[Meaghan McCormack @meaghanmack]

Hey @StonewalKitchen looking for a coupon code - any available? https://t.co/HmQJg2H804 via @couponfollow

[trash jones @jzux]

some of you are not Kenough. some of you are broKen

[Chris Millea @hockeyref33]

Hey @JetBlue , how is it possible that you don’t have the ability to calculate fuel for nonstop LAS->BOS to make us stop in DEN for fuel?!? This is crap! Do better! #Flight178

[Joseph Mullins @josephmullins]

Today, nobody showed up to my 8.15am class.

0 students of about 40. Sitting in the empty room, I email them, trying to disguise my hurt feelings.

2 mins later, I get a reply: "Professor, we think you might be in the wrong room." So anyway off I go to live in a hole forever.

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

(completely overwhelmed) will do!

[Dunkin' @dunkindonuts]

*hitting the drive-thru curb* well that wasn’t very slay of me

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

I am not meant to work I am meant to buy things at TJ Maxx and read books and pet cats

[maybe: agnes @maybeagnes]

being a trinket person is all fun + games until it’s time to move

[Karun Pal @karunpal]

If it drains you, it's not for you. Always remember that.

[Dr Pessimus Prime, rat edition 🐀 @BigJDubz]

*Rains men*

Me: Aw, this ain't no good for the plants

[Min Jin Lee @minjinlee11]

Our bodies are not designed to absorb and process this much violence, loss, and grief.

[Rod @justme_rod]

My therapist said this week

“Just because someone else can do it all doesn’t mean you’re expected to”

And I’ll tell you this, I cried

[Akilah Green @akilahgreen]

If I call, and you don’t answer, please don’t call me right back. You’ve missed the window. I’ll try again next year.

[Alex Dobrenko @Dobrenkz]

therapist: whats your attachment style?
me: I dunno...pdf?

[kemi @kemimarie]

ARIES SEASON IS IN 7 DAYS. I REPEAT: ARIES SEASON IS IN 7 DAYS.

[the gn general @rickwitheruler]

They sell gas on shein???