cunt bae

[R @elecdragons]

i miss having the kind of insufferable intellectualism that you can only achieve between the ages of 14 and 19

[van00sa @van00sa]

“Sorry babe our life savings are gone. The CEO fucked a spy”

[gorl @Starcaster1]

She sold her ring to keep his company alive, fell in love with him before he had anything to his name, gave him multiple children, & her value as a wife is being boiled down to a physique comparison

no wonder women started settling for girl bossing instead of marriage

[uteruscurse @iloveubudweiser]

Praying she did a good job so China can mass produce and drive down prices

[Jorge Rodríguez @jorgertg98]

He knows a grand total of three people in his life

[Hannah 🦢 @haphazardlyyyyy]

When I was 4 months old my mom put me in a flower pot on the porch for Halloween and idk if I’ll ever best that tbh

[☥⛧⸸Vick⸸⛧☥ @Vick_Aranha]

É esse o nível de fantasia que eu espero de gente rica não um cropped e delineado colorido

[Danny404 @Daniel890680121]

Bitches be wanting a honest thugged out hardworking church going gangsta country ngga

[Desi king @DesiKing_]

These words have been said for the first time in human history.

[kas𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @urth2kas]

Me when I see a picture of myself from when I was depressed & starving, but 10 kg lighter

[Fzy @leofzy]

first in my bloodline to witness letters can be arranged in such order too

[f @_whiskeyes]

Being an understanding woman is the start of your autoimmune disease and if you know you know

[Pravin Havale @pravinhavale73]

@upGrad_edu कडून फक्त आश्वासने मिळत आहेत, ठोस कारवाई नाही. SOP, LOR आणि Motivation Letter ची प्रक्रियाही सुरू झालेली नाही. कोर्स पुढे सुरू ठेवायचा नाही असे सांगितल्यानंतरही रिफंड नाकारण्यात आला आहे.
या प्रकरणात मदत हवी आहे महाराष्ट्र नवनिर्मान सेनेकडून @mnsadhikrut

[rawan @xwwrx]

لايكاتي بتويتر لأني أهتم بكل المواضيع

[TreX2th 📀 @TreX2th]

AI could never come up with this drag

[Mads @europemaxxed]

the french
the japanese
the chinese
the turkish
all studying history to insult each other better

[⭐⭐ Spektra 🇪🇸🇵🇸 @Spektra94]

Los rusos sumándose a franceses y árabes en su pelea contra los japoneses

[Oh. @LieuRiolu]

Yo what could Japanese niggas POSSIBLY have done to France to piss them off this badly 😭

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Me reading Chinese people's sex tips in the waiting room at the dentist