tjo

Pictures & story?! Yup! I will tell you one. Just stop telling me I am too tall! I am not tall, I am just all legs.🌸

[tjo @meanietjo]

Wait. Stop right there. Say that again like you have a mouth full of dental appliances! A retainer, braces, headgear, the whole works! Do you think you can do an impression of Bane at the same time? That would be be most excellent.

[tjo @meanietjo]

@elonmusk Are you allergic to making money? If you stop everyone from scrolling, they will not see the ads & if no one sees the ads, then no advertisers will pay you. This should go without saying, but no money? Well, that's bad. TLDR: no scrolly, no money, sad elon :(

[Seamus O'flaugherty @seamussaid]

one of the best ways to gauge someone's personality is to watch how they walk in the rain

[tjo @meanietjo]

You know you have found a real friend when you have a blast from the past reach out and not knowing their true intent, you explain the historical context. Your friend listens & says well, if they are bothering you, give me their number & I will send them dick pics.

[tjo @meanietjo]

I brought those tiny hotdogs wrapped in flaky dough with the poppy seeds.

[Pizza Las Vegas 🍕🎲 @muyrando]

When do the things stop? Like, there were things yesterday and things today and I'm pretty sure there's gonna to be things tomorrow, I would like a break from things.

[Rich Harrington @McNarstle]

At this point, it'd be easier to make a list of things I DON'T want to blast into the sun.

[tjo @meanietjo]

@feverboner It was the leg warmers wasn't it?

[tjo @meanietjo]

Todays dilemma? Should I leave the fringe as is, shorten the fringe, or remove the fringe all together? If you have an opinion on wool fringe, I am willing to listen at great lengths over fruity cocktails with little umbrellas.

[tjo @meanietjo]

@RuckabillyFex I was about to be! Then Elon moved the ads down & actually put a tweet at the top of my feed, which just so happens to be yours.

[tjo @meanietjo]

I was in the middle of intense online game combat with online friends & my game sound was not working, & unconsciously started singing little songs about the combat sequences, unmuted. We won, so I guess I am irl ig bard.

[tjo @meanietjo]

@feverboner Damn straight. I will grab the juice boxes and meet you, so we can schedule how to implement the UAT on this Christmas Miracle.

[SmokeJumper ™® @schumyxxx]

One day I will be both heard and listened to.

Today is not that day.

[tjo @meanietjo]

@feverboner After reading this entire exchange I am now convinced it is the really real you and not elon in a Foofie Boner suit. If you find any of the people we like who are paying the $8 lets schedule an intervention to save them.

[tjo @meanietjo]

If you just cleaned up the mushy pumpkins & you are delaying putting up the Christmas lights because you are attempting some seasonal restraint. Consider planting garlic. Dig holes, drop them into the ground, tell them a bedtime story, & commence with waiting till next summer.

[Niki “No Longer Here” Tonsky @nikitonsky]

new twitter tiers just dropped

[tjo @meanietjo]

@StephenKing You are right. The noticeable decline in reputable ad companies too. Now I have ads for cauliflower dream catchers & cat sweaters. Used to be luxury cars & food. Those were the good old days & we didn't even know.

[tjo @meanietjo]

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