Pizza Las Vegas 🍕🎲

ain't no telling what I'm up to

[Pizza Las Vegas 🍕🎲 @muyrando]

I'm dumb and I have opinions, I hope I'm in the right place.

[Pizza Las Vegas 🍕🎲 @muyrando]

@pathieron1131 Hey! Sorry I haven't been around much, but thank you for continuing to look in on me, I appreciate it! How are you?

[Pizza Las Vegas 🍕🎲 @muyrando]

@pathieron1131 Hey there, I'm on Bluesky now, thanks for reaching out. 💚

[Pizza Las Vegas 🍕🎲 @muyrando]

@pathieron1131 Thank you. Happy holidays to you too. 💚

[Pizza Las Vegas 🍕🎲 @muyrando]

https://t.co/kEsk3PXKJe ✌️

[Pizza Las Vegas 🍕🎲 @muyrando]

@ThatBrenna @TanukisRevenge @1999_jab @2and2equals5 @Fulkery1 @PaulineMirror @Piecezilla @anerdonfire2 @AngrySkycrane @FeelNutts @VulcanMoron @WittyHendrix @Chili_Pope80 Happy birthday! 🎈🎂🎉🎁

[Pizza Las Vegas 🍕🎲 @muyrando]

Take a deep breath and just remember no matter what happens it's all going to continue to be bad

[Pizza Las Vegas 🍕🎲 @muyrando]

Boo! Am I too late?

[Pizza Las Vegas 🍕🎲 @muyrando]

Boo! Am I too late?

[Pizza Las Vegas 🍕🎲 @muyrando]

If I'm being honest, a lot of this actually is your fault.

[Pizza Las Vegas 🍕🎲 @muyrando]

My favorite Halloween themed joke of mine.

[Pizza Las Vegas 🍕🎲 @muyrando]

A ghost, a zombie, and a werewolf walk into a bar, the zombie and werewolf are idiots.

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@YouBetUrSpaghet

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Hit me.

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@Melissa0numbers

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@TjSmooth0

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@seandunn76

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What a week, am I right?

[Pizza Las Vegas 🍕🎲 @muyrando]

@seandunn76 I feel the same way about the main character of most of your tweets.

[Pizza Las Vegas 🍕🎲 @muyrando]

I'm having a hard time believing literally any of this

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Last night, I dreamed I met god and he gave me six more pasta shapes.

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@CybeleSees

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I will continue to repost this every year until someone actually does it

[Pizza Las Vegas 🍕🎲 @muyrando]

Attractive women of Twitter, I will once again be performing my yearly public service of opening my DMs for the purpose of helping you determine if you're sexy Halloween costume is too provocative. Please send multiple pics from different angles, no need to thank me.