Liv Thompson

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[Amy Van Gar @amyvangar]

"But if he wants to spend the summer arguing with a bin" is very this

[Mark @mrkphllps1]

This country is so unserious 😭

#Newsnight

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

BBC: “Why would an intergalactic space warrior want to stand as an MP in Clacton?”

Count Binface: “Why not?”

[Shaun Thompson @GYTommo04]

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[teen of pineapple🍍 @BRATTYBARBl]

There was a time where Coronation Street had three women called Elizabeth working at the Rovers, all with different abbreviated names

[carina adly mackenzie @cadlymack]

I thought it was a rom com and I needed a little pick-me-up. I should have just stabbed myself in the lung instead

[Joezempic 💉 @JoeWritesThings]

Gays in P.E. #TheTraitors

[Brendan @Brenbash]

I hate gay Halloween what do you mean your Cynthia Erivo’s acrylic nail

[Hughes-on-the-Wold @NotThatHughes]

"I once helped a man, who I suspected to be a nonce, to become President, only to later fall out with him and accuse him of being a nonce. I believe that this will boost sales of my electric vehicles, which plummeted after I did a Nazi salute in support of the suspected nonce."

[Emma Chapple @emma_chapple]

the fact that neither sabrina carpenter nor chappell roan has performed with miss piggy is further proof of disney’s mishandling of the muppets

[ella🌞 @ellachester4]

do people just forget how to walk once they step foot in a christmas market

[kath ☆ saw depeche mode !!! @p0licyoftruth_]

seems about right

[Jacob @LFCJacobb]

Crazy how Blossoms wrote a song about Gary Barlow’s son months ago and nobody listened

[Chef Soup Papi @nicksays_summer]

The only one

[laura-blaise @BlaisinSquad]

have never felt deeper parasocial betrayal than dave grohl cheating on his wife

[Cal @SimpGanassi]

75 year olds today were born in 1949, they were teenagers in the 60s and the only war they’d have fought in would be the Falklands, if they’d chosen to enlist. Our perception of pensioners as Vera Lynn singing D-Day veterans is 20 years out of date

[Benedict Spence @BenedictSpence]

“What is the charge? Smoking a cigarette? A succulent outdoor cigarette?

[Lee Braganza @LeeBraganza]

Rishi has told all his MPs to bring in a white shirt so all their mates can sign it today.