joanna breen

Closer to 30. Never had a cavity.

[joanna breen @meanjobreen]

MAYBE if we combine the Jets and Giants to make one New York Giant Jets, we’ll still be a dumpster fire, but bigger.

[Timothy Johnson @MiamiCanes1971]

The British being unprepared to perform on American soil has been a tradition since 1776

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

that will help his approval rating

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

“We know he’s healthy because he enjoys taking the same dementia test over and over” might not be the best argument

[Tuki @TukiFromKL]

🚨do you understand what just happened..

Trump sued his own IRS for $10 billion over leaked tax returns.. then settled with his own DOJ.. and the settlement created a $1.776 billion taxpayer-funded fund to compensate his political allies

the president filed the lawsuit.. the president's DOJ settled it.. the president's allies collect the money.. and you're paying for it

the fund covers Jan 6th defendants.. Mar-a-Lago raid claims.. the Russia investigation.. anyone who says they were a victim of "lawfare" can file a claim and get a check

they named it the "Anti-Weaponization Fund".. and made the number $1.776 billion.. they even made the corruption patriotic

in 1974 Nixon resigned for using government agencies against political enemies.. in 2026 the government is cutting checks to political allies and calling it justice

[Logic Over Emotion @Promo4Purpose]

@GavinNewsom here's the Tax Evasion Pass right here.. Fuck Trump and the whole corrupt system at this point.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Nothing to see here.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

“The reflecting lake will be waterproof” is definitely a top 10 dumbest thing he’s ever said.

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

Incredible how every “pro-life” policy actually leads to a large amount of unnecessary death.

[Jerry O'Connell @MrJerryOC]

My wife (Supermodel - look it up) wanted to name one of our daughters Stamos.

[fery🪩🏎️ @ferlpzg_]

Amigas si querían ver a Justin bailar hubieran sido fans antes del 2016

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Whoever stole all those KitKat’s

[Eric Nathan @BarstoolNate]

Can a supply chain expert explain how losing 12 tons worth of Kit Kat bars doesn’t affect supply? Are the Kit Kat factories that efficient they can just whip up a new 12 tons worth overnight?

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

She’s a dead podcaster’s wife

[death angel @angel_0f_deathx]

the man was a PODCASTER

[Jenni @hashjenni]

While everybody is focusing on Iran the DOJ is deleting the Epstein files. The Mission successful

[had @aadidaas]

deserved queen ❤️

[Jake Scott, MD @jakescottMD]

bombs Iran 9 days later

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

“These are real American heroes” Why is MAGA treating the men’s hockey team like they’re returning home from war 💀 have they said this about any of the other USA athletes?

[joanna breen @meanjobreen]

@RizKing4L @kellykeegs You tried really hard to make that funny

[joanna breen @meanjobreen]

THIS IS THE WHOLE ARGUMENT.

[Lauren @BOSBruinsHC]

do i believe the us mens hockey team hates women based off of one video? no.

do i understand women being upset that our sports have been historically used as a punchline by men? yes.

you simply cant talk about womens sports without someone in the comments being enraged that they exist. that is the problem. if we simply respect each other, none of this happens.