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i'm gay and mean 🌻 mostly yelling about video games 🐉 nonbinary lesbian 🏳️‍🌈 they/them ♒️ 27

[Schlobster #BringBackGoldenSun @Schlobster_]

The Legend of Zelda: Trucker of the Kingdom #TEARSOFTHEKINGDOM #Zelda

[Wedge LIVE!™ @WedgeLIVE]

I like how "Woman paddleboards Lake Chipotle" quickly becomes "Woman expounds on urban drainage issues, impervious surfaces, and the power of plants to soak up water." It's the same woman.
https://t.co/LhVLSIluxn

[p @9753289p]

what is joe biden’s plan to unpause the ticketmaster queue for taylor swift’s eras tour

[YMS (Adum) @2gay2lift]

I'm just happy to know that nothing I can or ever will do will be as embarrassing as the richest man in the world creating soyjak memes to try and convince people to pay for Twitter.

[Kaleigh Rogers @KaleighRogers]

I don't know if you all remember the "I Voted" sticker design contest for Ulster County that went viral and the internet all voted for this design but...it really did win, and they are using it for the current election: https://t.co/POAaLCEFC9

[Saint Guillotine @SaintGuilllotin]

Happy anniversary to Does Bruno Mars is Gay

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

By 1min 47seconds in, I was wondering how she manages not to be totally screaming with pure rage. This is utterly depraved

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

New JK Rowling Novel Written Entirely in 4chan Greentext
https://t.co/dg8oEueI88

[🏄‍♀️ @meanlesbean]

also me crying "the killer B's would've made that catch"

[🏄‍♀️ @meanlesbean]

me watching the red sox game last night and crying "Mookie would've made that catch"

[Aaron Mendelson @a_mendelson]

Kim Kardashian used 232,000 more gallons of water than she's permitted to, in the middle of a historic drought. Sylvester Stallone went 230,000 gallons over his allowance.

The average Angeleno uses just 72 gallons of water per day https://t.co/dW2s2WteDe

[follow @bencollins on bluesky @oneunderscore__]

Seen a lot of Law & Order, haven't seen a twist as good as "Alex Jones' lawyers accidentally sent Sandy Hook parents' lawyers the entire contents of his phone and his long-hidden financials, but they waited 12 days to let him lie" in my life. Just an absolutely wild day.

[🏄‍♀️ @meanlesbean]

I'm selling 1 ticket for the fleet foxes show tomorrow in minneapolis! message me for details

[Jordan Zakarin @jordanzakarin]

People Magazine is doing a better job covering Ron DeSantis's refusal to denounce his Nazi supporters than the entire national and political media. https://t.co/n6l5kqi1Ft

[kari 📌 pinned! @joshriku]

twewy joshua thread but the more you scroll down the more annoying he gets