Molly Iles

wino. foodie. ambitious. messy. tall. dramatic. unimpressed. dreamy.

[Molly Iles @meanmolly221]

Wearing a black chef coat makes my food taste infinitely better.

[Molly Iles @meanmolly221]

I was headed to the couch for a final plop of the day when my step counter said I met my daily goal.

[Molly Iles @meanmolly221]

Townsend commercials make me really uncomfortable.

[Molly Iles @meanmolly221]

I am getting way too excited about this really good cheese I'm eating.

[Molly Iles @meanmolly221]

Kinda pissed that Disney World is getting rid Maelstrom.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

I can't say I consider myself a 'world leader' though. Maybe of worlds inside my head? In the real world I can barely lead my dog.

[Molly Iles @meanmolly221]

AT&T is without a doubt the worst company to ever exist.

[Molly Iles @meanmolly221]

The Ice Bucket Challenge sounds really nice in this weather.

[Molly Iles @meanmolly221]

It's a beautiful day, too bad I'm stuck inside.

[Molly Iles @meanmolly221]

We spent all week talking about our big cleanup day on Sunday, and then proceeded to get drunk at brunch. #noregrets

[Molly Iles @meanmolly221]

I love New Orleans and all, but why does it always smell like farts?

[Molly Iles @meanmolly221]

I wonder how else can AT&T can piss me off today.

[Molly Iles @meanmolly221]

My wedding reception was extended by 30 minutes because there was an armed gunman outside. #nolaproblems

[Molly Iles @meanmolly221]

My new apartment is crooked.

[Molly Iles @meanmolly221]

I'm finally done with college, and I don't feel nearly as relieved as I had hoped.

[Molly Iles @meanmolly221]

Margaritas > finals.

[Molly Iles @meanmolly221]

Someone bring me shrimp cocktail.

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I love to see cars getting booted right in front of the "...All others will be booted" sign.

[Molly Iles @meanmolly221]

How did I ever receive validation without social media?