Jared Stilwell

Software Engineer 💖✨🦄🌈

[Adam Chalmers @adam_chal]

Respectfully disagree - men should just give other men a peck on the cheek too. Any man who won't kiss my cheek is a barbarian.

[Detective Gittes [UNREDACTED] @DetectiveGittes]

The @GOP says "The Democrats don't abide by laws."

Let's look at the scoreboard, folks!

Criminal charges per administration since 1970:

TRUMP: +100 (so far)
OBAMA: 0
GWB: 16
CLINTON: 2
GHWB: 1
REAGAN: 26
CARTER: 1
FORD: 1
NIXON: 76

If you're counting:

R's: 220
D's: 3

🤷

[Jared Spool @jmspool]

This is the day he became Presidential.

[Jared Stilwell @meany_face]

@DamianneTweets Yes, but without the meds.

[Jared Stilwell @meany_face]

@HannahYasharoff @bethditto @USATODAY @dontworrymovie @bethditto hey girl hey 💖

[that one wasian whose lowkey snatched @osamabishounen]

toddler: when i grow up i want to be a princess

conservative (dumb): sorry kid boys can’t be princesses

liberal (also dumb): you can be anything you want!

me: [leaning in really close] let me teach you something about monarchy you reactionary little shit

[Jared Stilwell @meany_face]

Yes. I am so entirely here for this. https://t.co/9WZ8ozloRv

[Damian Alexander ✨ @DamiAnimated]

Saw a lady tell her son he couldn’t have a Wonder Woman doll because “that’s for girls” and it got me thinking... (1/3)

[Jared Stilwell @meany_face]

@nikkisammons Same

[Senior Oops Engineer @ReinH]

git pro tip: stick to a consistent style for git commit messages. I suggest starting them with “In which our hero”. E.g.,

In which our hero fixes JIRA-2317

[David Corn @DavidCornDC]

Here's my latest. I'm asking everyone who follows this Twitter feed--and who gives a damn about the Trump-Russia scandal--to click, read, and share it. And if you can't click and read, still please share it. https://t.co/awNYhKj7Nx via @MotherJones

[Adam Conover @adamconover]

The FCC faked a DDOS attack to downplay the overwhelming support the public expressed for Net Neutrality: https://t.co/zQ1PIhYlvW

[Jared Stilwell @meany_face]

I’m loving all of this thread so much right now. In the words of zeldman “Complexity is good for convincing people they could not possibly do your job. Simplicity is good for everything else.” - https://t.co/4DT5RnrPUk https://t.co/pmoUatv43c

[Antoinette “Asst (To The) Regional Manager” Childs @TheFancyFriend]

If you don’t have the range to speak intelligently or compassionately about mental illness, please just be quiet. No one cares about your terrible hot takes. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

[Kyle Smith @knksmith57]

*stands up holding megaphone*

process and team are the difference between a style guide that stagnates and a design system that scales. https://t.co/xBU10oeGir

[Jared Stilwell @meany_face]

@wayspurrchen @DamianneTweets Like they have to ask 😘

[Ada Powers //☁️ @powe.rs @unknownmetric]

shoutout to @ConfabEvents for understanding how humans work #Confab2018

[Deniz #FCKC @MrFilmkritik]

Aurora: AR-15
Orlando: AR-15
Parkland: AR-15
Las Vegas: AR-15
Sandy Hook: AR-15
Texas Church: AR-15
San Bernardino: AR-15
Waffle House: AR-15
Santa Fe High School: AR-15

The only ones who don’t see where the problem is are Republicans.

[Jared Stilwell @meany_face]

It makes me more happy than it should that my new router included a printed booklet with the GPL in it 😂