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[TheMeatMan @meat_man0174]

Been shitting next to the same mofo at work every morning (I can tell by the boots). How should I break the ice? Pass a note under the stall? Open to suggestions!

[TheMeatMan @meat_man0174]

When you’re high-bar back squatting and the barbell catches a little air off your shoulders when you lock out… god is real. What a feeling.

[TheMeatMan @meat_man0174]

Nothing like taking your pet snake for a walk on a nice day. #LiveLoveBaltimore

[TheMeatMan @meat_man0174]

Can we bring back just randomly euro-stepping in public?

[TheMeatMan @meat_man0174]

Just witnessed a girl yell across the street to say hi to her friend. Her friend, instead of saying hi back, turns around and starts twerking. I love Baltimore.

[TheMeatMan @meat_man0174]

@MP_Buckets This killed me 😂

[TheMeatMan @meat_man0174]

Does anyone oppose that Denzel Washington is the baddest mofo ever? Just watched Gladiator II. Shit was lit. Had me reminiscing on his Training Day era

[TheMeatMan @meat_man0174]

Sometimes I’ll go to a bar and pretend to be a lesbian. It works every time!

[TheMeatMan @meat_man0174]

@MP_Buckets SHOULDNT HAVE SAID DAT

[TheMeatMan @meat_man0174]

You ever eating blueberries and you come across one that’s a little more messed up than the rest, and you weirdly feel bad for it? And then you remember it’s a fucking insentient blueberry

[Caitlin Shark @MP_Buckets]

Long overdue: Stringer highlights ⁦@ajhasligma⁩

[TheMeatMan @meat_man0174]

@ajhasligma Thought?

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@ajhasligma With next generation sequencing, almost anything is possible! 🤩

[TheMeatMan @meat_man0174]

@ajhasligma I would assume probably not since humans have more quantitative traits of fitness than a turtle, but I would also assume it is on a niche to niche basis as us humans have evolved to survive in a wider range of environments.

[TheMeatMan @meat_man0174]

You ever be meal prepping naked and get a little piece of ground beef stuck to your little man? Shit sucksssss

[TheMeatMan @meat_man0174]

It’s really hard to respect a man if his ankles collapse in when he walks. Stiffen up boy

[TheMeatMan @meat_man0174]

Just had two middle-aged black women compliment me and give me the confidence I need to accomplish anything I want. What an experience.

[TheMeatMan @meat_man0174]

@ajhasligma You get it 🙌

[TheMeatMan @meat_man0174]

It’s such a rich person thing to buy food that doesn’t have calories. Who the fuck buys celery…

[TheMeatMan @meat_man0174]

Just necked some Mac n cheese at 9am