Jeffrey Yang

@Google @Spotify @FactSet @CarnegieMellon #Technocrat #INTP #infosec #architecture #govtech #fintech not cryptocurrencies

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@Andy_Dyer_NOVA @YIMBYLAND Tokyo

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@FabiusMaximus01 @DanThor9 @Stat_Woman @ryanweather @CJlegalBeagle @zerohedge Please name one.

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#Auroraborealis

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In other news: scientists discover survivorship bias and evolution are linked.

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How is BIGLY a valid Wordle word, and CYLON isn’t?

[Jeffrey Yang @meatballyang]

Vaporware triggers:

“We’ve developed….”

“a standardized point of view”
“a holistic solution”
“a true, aggregated, single source of truth” (thou dost protest too much?)
“the one-stop-shop for…”

[ethan ding 📊 @TheEthanDing]

this guy put deloitte, python, postgres and quickbooks on the same "market map" lmao

i showed this to one of our engineers

engineer: "this is probably what the typical mckinsey consultant thinks ai means"

[Toby Mao @Captaintobs]

Hot take: column level lineage is cool but it doesn't address the core issue of having thousands of intertwined models each with dozens of convoluted CTEs.

Fancy tools are helpful but are only band aids. They won't be able to drain your data swamps.

Spend the effort to build / refactor a maintainable data warehouse.

[Jeffrey Yang @meatballyang]

I can always count on the people on this platform to boost awareness of “liberal” headlines with a Republican level of outrage. Oddly, the same people also expect me to “just do your own research” about “conservative” topics.

[Jeffrey Yang @meatballyang]

You know what…
me too: “I AM WORTH MUCH MORE THAN THE NUMBERS SHOWN ON MY FINANCIAL STATEMENTS.”

[Roman Janusz @rjghik]

@_RustyRooster Gandalf was definitely a Staff engineer

[Jeffrey Yang @meatballyang]

Tech magnate brain viruses (see below) and Berenstain Bears. I’m convinced the multiverse is real and I need to Slide tf outta this one.

[Paul Graham @paulg]

We should get over the taboo against saying that the CIA killed Kennedy. It's the most plausible explanation by far.

[Jeffrey Yang @meatballyang]

@AlgoTradeAlert @alifarhat79 So, in this scenario, you expect the dollar value to drop equal to the interest? If I think my bank will lower my savings interest rate by 1%, I should only transfer 1% of my money to the credit union that pays more? The way people on Twitter think doesn’t always make sense.

[htmx.org / CEO of #Schizophreniamaxxing (same) @htmx_org]

because the browsers will have finally implemented it themselves ✊😑

[Jeffrey Yang @meatballyang]

@FelixCloudz @zeeg You do realize that the http layer uses a single connection, and the FE can then partial render instead of waiting for all three fetches to finish?

[Jeffrey Yang @meatballyang]

@stuz5000 @zeeg The runtime evaluating your SQL is hand tuned by the fine folks who design the database. The runtime evaluating your graphql… ?

[Jeffrey Yang @meatballyang]

@iTMayzIII @zeeg The output schema and internal side effects are not only mutable, but determined by the input? That, my friend, is unnecessary complexity. Good design is easy to debug.

[Jeffrey Yang @meatballyang]

Never make it about family.

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one of the great unsolved mysteries of our time: How to get the video to play in presentation mode.

[Jeffrey Yang @meatballyang]

My kids ask for a puppy. This is what I want.

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

Mission impossible.. 😂