Meatfish 🪙🍅

Shitposts wrapped in signal.
Trades trends, farms drops, grows tomatoes.
Your favourite account’s least favourite follower.

[Meatfish 🪙🍅 @meatfish2020]

I AM ABOUT TO WALK INTO THE MOST ABUNDANT BALANCED WEALTHY AND SUCCESSFUL PERIOD OF MY LIFE. I NATURALLY ATTRACT GOOD FORTUNE, AND I AM WEALTHY IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE. I GIVE MYSELF PERMISSION TO PROSPER, AND I HAVE THE POWER TO BUILD THE LIFE THAT I DESIRE.

[Meatfish 🪙🍅 @meatfish2020]

I did about a mile and a half out of a quarry with my eyelid hanging off when I was 15.

My mates were all banned from playing there after pushing a car off the top, and one lived opposite the main way out, so it seemed the sensible choice.

I felt fine but they all looked like they wanted to puke the whole time.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Hiker walks 10 miles down Montana’s tallest mountain after impaling himself on a pole, hoping to avoid a costly helicopter evacuation.

[Meatfish 🪙🍅 @meatfish2020]

@hooeem @Hawks0x This is crypto. Just get your Mum to do the washing up after she's cooked your dinner.

[Mayflower (Formerly Nirvana) @MayflowerAVM]

.@RandomTask555 revealed Mayflower on the @Futurist_conf mainstage.

New name for Nirvana. Same floor, same math, and one job: solving trust at the market layer.

[Mayflower (Formerly Nirvana) @MayflowerAVM]

.@RandomTask555 sat down with @RTB_io at @Futurist_conf a few hours after revealing Mayflower on the mainstage.

On the table: why markets are crypto's last trusted-human layer, and how the AVM removes the humans.

[Blockchain Futurist Conference @Futurist_conf]

Main Stage Now: Presentation by Colin Sinclair from Mayflower

Brought to you by Mayflower

Check out those rings 🪐

[Meatfish 🪙🍅 @meatfish2020]

@TheGhostof8 Wait, your uncle was an alien?

[Meatfish 🪙🍅 @meatfish2020]

@INArteCarloDoss China has 'collective' heating. In some cities, it's like New York in that there is steam heating. It's either on or off, for everyone. If you live in a cold city and its not on yet, tough shit...

[Mayflower (Formerly Nirvana) @MayflowerAVM]

@RobinhoodApp Roses are red, violets are blue, reserve backed assets will do well for you

[Meatfish 🪙🍅 @meatfish2020]

@Grantblocmates The fap plate of champions...

[Mayflower (Formerly Nirvana) @MayflowerAVM]

Every institutional blockchain launched this cycle has the same shape. Marketed as blockchains, engineered as permissioned databases.

The reason public chains exist at all is that no operator can stop a transaction. Remove that property and the design collapses back into legacy infrastructure with new branding.

[Mayflower (Formerly Nirvana) @MayflowerAVM]

The AVM outlasted the market. It held through the cycle.
Now it's getting an upgrade. Mayflower is next.

[Mayflower (Formerly Nirvana) @MayflowerAVM]

The AVM on EVM.

[Meatfish 🪙🍅 @meatfish2020]

@RNR_0 If they don't point out your insanely annoying arc of pasting characters that crashed Apple devices then they are just larping and weren't there.

Literally had to block you for like 6 months just so I could read CT

[Meatfish 🪙🍅 @meatfish2020]

pumpfun didn't destroy crypto, it was just a symptom of how much the industry was trashed by sbf and the endless vc scams

[shafu @shafu0x]

pump fun fucking destroyed crypto's reputation

[Meatfish 🪙🍅 @meatfish2020]

@wasserpest It sounds like he was a prick. Hopefully his life is in a better place now and he is happy

[Lukas deConantsesznak @lukasisdeco]

facts - the AVM creates a different set of trading dynamics and way more WAGMI.

[Meatfish 🪙🍅 @meatfish2020]

@OliverDowding I was wondering if you are opening up the orchards this weekend for Open Farm Sunday? I couldn't see anything on the website yet

[Meatfish 🪙🍅 @meatfish2020]

@RNR_0 @kirawontmiss @AgentChud If you use them to go from zero to hero, come off and you go right back to zero.

If you use them to go from hero to godly, you'll merely go back to hero.

Moral of the story: they are useful for that final bit extra when you have a solid basis built over years.

[Meatfish 🪙🍅 @meatfish2020]

I love the smell of money laundering in the morning...

[Rodo @0xRodo]

Someone crowdfunded himself a Punk in just 2 hours.

→ he launched a crowdfunding site
→ each contributor minted a piece of on-chain pixel art
→ if the target wasn’t reached, everyone got refunded
→ 836 people contributed, raising 33.32 ETH
→ no Punk has been bought yet

[Meatfish 🪙🍅 @meatfish2020]

@rossiadam This was no suit, they just happened to swarm to behind my polytunnel and didn't mind me going close to video them

[Meatfish 🪙🍅 @meatfish2020]

@rossiadam A video from today...