Fitzgerald Gwaltney

I like Bacon, Pussy, and Football.

[Fitzgerald Gwaltney @MeatheadTK]

Sometimes I wish i had 3 dicks to fuck 3 girls at the same time, but then they'd touch in my pants, and that's gay... and i ain't no gay.

[Fitzgerald Gwaltney @MeatheadTK]

Can we look at pictures of the eclipse on the internet without glasses?
I don't want to fuck up my eyes cause I want to see titties 4 lyfe

[Fitzgerald Gwaltney @MeatheadTK]

If you hate gays and love pussy/weed/Tacos, give me a RT

[Fitzgerald Gwaltney @MeatheadTK]

Now that @realDonaldTrump is President, it's about time we ban all gays, muslims, and other dudes that wernt in my fraternity.

[Fitzgerald Gwaltney @MeatheadTK]

Sometimes I wish i had 3 dicks to fuck 3 girls at the same time, but then they'd touch in my pants, and that's gay... and i ain't no gay.

[Fitzgerald Gwaltney @MeatheadTK]

Right where he belongs!
Trump is gonna build a wall around him and the rest of the bullpen. https://t.co/s3z5rPstSl

[Fitzgerald Gwaltney @MeatheadTK]

If you win the president, let's ban the GAYZ! https://t.co/SDcDtndbZo

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I'm with YOU! I will work hard and never let you down. Make America Great Again! https://t.co/XT3U5mY0oc

[Fitzgerald Gwaltney @MeatheadTK]

Fucking listening to Kid Rock in my Camarrow till the sun comes up with chick who's skinny with big tits and a big ass to fuck is fun.

[Fitzgerald Gwaltney @MeatheadTK]

@bobmurrell fucking gayz! Y'all should be in Camarrows getting PUSSY!

[Fitzgerald Gwaltney @MeatheadTK]

Fuck this dude. https://t.co/4HWKgsPYxY

[joe @endlessjoe]

The loudest dude at the bar is 100% of the time someone who should be swallowed up by the vengeful and unforgiving Earth

[Fitzgerald Gwaltney @MeatheadTK]

What's better?

[Fitzgerald Gwaltney @MeatheadTK]

@endlessjoe TK!

[Fitzgerald Gwaltney @MeatheadTK]

I was at that party. It was Lit AF!
Got laid later.
7/10 night. https://t.co/wuvaNfwrEt

[Fitzgerald Gwaltney @MeatheadTK]

Deleted Instagram off my phone. Wtf? Rainbow icon? If someone steals my phone & sees a rainbow, they think I'm gay!
I'M NOT GAY! GAY IS BAD!

[Fitzgerald Gwaltney @MeatheadTK]

If you play a Lady Gaga song backwards, you hear messages from Satan. Even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Lady Gaga...

[Fitzgerald Gwaltney @MeatheadTK]

WHAT THE FUCK, GRANDMA!?! I HOPE YOU DIE, YOU OILY CUNT!

[Fitzgerald Gwaltney @MeatheadTK]

HEYYYYY! You got Twitter Hacked by your Grandma!
i Love You Fitzgerald! XOXO Granny's little Schnookems!

[Fitzgerald Gwaltney @MeatheadTK]

@Baron_Davis you're my PG on my NBA 2K11 team. You NEVER pass me the ball. you have a problem with me, Baron? Let's talk...

[Fitzgerald Gwaltney @MeatheadTK]

i'm so pissed off. I want to eat bacon, fuck a whore, and beat up someone that's different... but that has nothing to do with me being mad.

[Fitzgerald Gwaltney @MeatheadTK]

I believe it was Wittgenstein that said, "if you're not in my fraternity, you are a complete, lifeless faggot." no truer words ever spoken.