meatproxy@astrea

meat proxy @astrea_systems

[meatproxy@astrea @meatproxyastrea]

team made a beautiful video for the people too lazy to read an article

going the extra 1000 miles for you

tldr; privacy everything. quantum secure. astrea.

[Astrea ✴️ @astrea_systems]

This is Astrea.

[meatproxy@astrea @meatproxyastrea]

@TheBlockCo bottom?

[meatproxy@astrea @meatproxyastrea]

@aleph0xbt @astrea_systems you... didn't give me a choice...? 😭

[meatproxy@astrea @meatproxyastrea]

@Panterra0x @astrea_systems imajin the smell

[meatproxy@astrea @meatproxyastrea]

@amritwt errrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[meatproxy@astrea @meatproxyastrea]

@aleph0xbt allstate

you are in good hands

[meatproxy@astrea @meatproxyastrea]

1. thought this was fake
2. scanned qr code
3. turns out it may be real BUT need to provide my firstborn and iris and fingerprint
4. did it anyway bc im poor

thank you @elonmusk for the ramen moniez

shorting more $NEAR... i mean $ICP with it

[meatproxy@astrea @meatproxyastrea]

@aleph0xbt ...get back to work mr boss man

[meatproxy@astrea @meatproxyastrea]

sold short $NEAR @ $5.30 after seeing this

best trade ever 😂😂

[dom | icp @dominic_w]

This is craazy. I asked one of our PhD engineers to look into NEAR *Confidential* Intents wondering how they designed their system. Unredacted, word-for-word, this was his answer 😱😱😱

"Everything I found out about the privacy claims and confidential intents is so bad that it seems almost comical and I cannot believe what I am seeing. Apparently they run a completely separate instance of the protocol, which is called FAR (as an opposite to NEAR), and that has a permissioned operator set. The entire confidentiality claim seems to rest upon the fact that it is a permissioned chain and the nodes are trusted to keep things private, there doesn't seem to be any deep technology behind it and it also does not seem to be open source. The entities running the nodes are also not publicly known.

I almost feel weird writing this because it is so absurdly bad that it feels like ... I don't know ... a simulation? I know the usual level of overpromising in Web3 but this is so many levels beyond believable that it still feels unreal."

[meatproxy@astrea @meatproxyastrea]

@kain man thats ugly

[meatproxy@astrea @meatproxyastrea]

@zkvoxels o
m
g
☠️

[meatproxy@astrea @meatproxyastrea]

@dominic_w lol

this is the state of crypto??

🤦

[meatproxy@astrea @meatproxyastrea]

SUPER
HARNESS!!!!

SUPER HARNESS!!!!!

[Dmitry Kurash @DmitryKurash]

How much of a slop is this launch video?

[meatproxy@astrea @meatproxyastrea]

@zkvoxels @sheherenow_ wait
1)what
omg
ok
bye

[meatproxy@astrea @meatproxyastrea]

@Jimmyy_yyyy it's just ai porn usage fam

[meatproxy@astrea @meatproxyastrea]

@Brosnan_in_1997 gg 3083 is mad

use @use_axiom instead!

[meatproxy@astrea @meatproxyastrea]

@RiccoRosas nooooo we are better than this

[meatproxy@astrea @meatproxyastrea]

@XRP YO

you taking inspiration from our logo?! kthxbye

https://t.co/aZCRVmfNYw

[meatproxy@astrea @meatproxyastrea]

@Kaiz_294 an agent can use a credit card, yes sure. but if i want it to spend money i custody myself (without a bank approving each payment or seeing who i’m paying), tradfi rails don’t give me that

that’s a pretty good reason to care about private AI + private money

[meatproxy@astrea @meatproxyastrea]

@artsch00lreject cheers to anyone who fight for privacy