Grape Jordan

Bengals, UK, UC. Used to drive a ‘98 Bravada. Late night R&B Tweets. Born again Reds fan. Survivor Enthusiast.

[Grape Jordan @meatsmith]

@LanceMcAlister This is one of the best things you’ve ever put out. Plenty of data. What’s not working. Solutions. Ripple effects. Awesome stuff here.

[Grape Jordan @meatsmith]

Adults with gloves at a ball park are the epitome of losers. That shit is for children.

[Cincinnati 💔 @CincyProblems]

Fan Inference is called against a Reds fan and it negates the home run

You can't make this up

[Grape Jordan @meatsmith]

Holy shit, Adam Wainwright is a whiney fucking bitch. Why of all nights is he announcing for Fox at GABP?

[Grape Jordan @meatsmith]

The Bengals division all going OL in the 1st round just proves they made insane moves to improve their DLine. Every move they made was so worth it. Mike Brown playing 4D chess and the rest of the nerds are playing tiddlywinks.

[Cincinnati Bengals @Bengals]

RT and ❤️ for a chance to win a signed Dexter Lawrence II Bengals helmet!

[Grape Jordan @meatsmith]

@MLB @Reds Born just after the 90 WS. I need this jersey to bring home the next WS title.

[MLB @MLB]

Who wouldn’t want a new Cincinnati City Connect? 🔥

We are giving away a new Reds City Connect jersey just for you! Repost and reply for your chance to win!

[Grape Jordan @meatsmith]

@nonstabIe No

[Grape Jordan @meatsmith]

@Ben_Baby In nice words he’s saying they need a veteran “starter”. He wants to build a nice culture on that side of the ball and isn’t going to shit on his current guys. Your inability to read between the lines is astonishing.

[Grape Jordan @meatsmith]

@JFowlerESPN @LanceMcAlister Wtf! @Ben_Baby he was a starter!

[Grape Jordan @meatsmith]

@Ben_Baby I can’t believe they aren’t bringing back Geno Stone. He’s a starter!!!!!! Fucking idiot.

[Grape Jordan @meatsmith]

How is this moron employed to write about the Bengals? Consistently, he’s a whiney fucking moron.

[Ben Baby @Ben_Baby]

I haven't chimed in on here about the Bengals-linebacker situation, but the LBs that signed yesterday didn't make sense for a team that currently has two starting linebackers.

[Grape Jordan @meatsmith]

@Fiedcheese Noted. Thanks.

[Grape Jordan @meatsmith]

How is that not a catch for cooks

[Grape Jordan @meatsmith]

@ryan3calnKSR @ryanwhitney6 Lot to uncrust here

[Grape Jordan @meatsmith]

RIP

[Isiah Whitlock Jr. @IsiahWhitlockJr]

#280characters? Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-it!

[Grape Jordan @meatsmith]

I know a Bobby Hart career history from anywhere.

[Lion (Flip you like…) @Champ_Lion]

Herbert is in a different type of hell

[Grape Jordan @meatsmith]

This may be the longest winter of my life. UK looks like shit, Bengals are a dumpster fire, UC has some of the worst coaches around, and the Reds won’t sign anyone. Looking for new things to care about. Any suggestions? What’s the betting scene for cricket?