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personification of a lofi beat

[jac(ab) @meatypizza]

i've realized my twitter is entirely retweets so i'm sorry for nothing original but i'm just not funny

[定 @de3dsoul]

me

[Nate @TornadoNate]

Before I got married my future wife was a smoker. Soon after we started dating I told her I wouldnt marry a smoker. A year later we got engaged and then married. She hadn't quit, and I didn't throw a baby fit about it because I'm not a psycho. With time and support she quit before becoming pregnant with our first.

If you love and trust someone enough to join lives with them, you don't give them shitty little tests to pass, you believe in them and help them. This dude will be a bad husband.

[Wrestle Features @WrestleFeatures]

As per the stipulation, Pat McAfee will never be seen in WWE again.

[Offszn Jess @EthelSluggs]

Kids in this country can’t even get a fucking free lunch at school but my taxpayer dollars went to Kash Patel going to the fucking Olympics to live out some pathetic pipe dream of his today. Fucking ridiculous and disgusting ass shit.

[Comrade Misty is Putin’s Buddy @SarcasmStardust]

It annoys my that Snoop Dogg gets so much attention at the Olympics. Dude is getting paid a mountain of money to be there. Meanwhile, Flava Flav out here sponsoring whole ass women’s teams so they can compete without the financial stress and strain that comes with it and he doesn’t get nearly enough love for that, imo.

[𝖁𝖆𝖑𝖊𝖗𝖎𝖆𝖓 @ValerianMartyr]

Giving up slurs for Lent because the Pope told me to

[anchi @sunnyuzip]

que ilia tenga miedo de verse femenino e ignore la parte artistica del deporte cuando hay tantas maneras de expresarlo que no son simplemente verse como un cisne, ejemplo:

[Kyrie Ruin @animun_online]

Agreed

[Lawrtiste @MaitreIndiscret]

On va rien dire mais on sait

[BANA MONDE ENTIER ACT III❕ @papanabango_]

12 février 2012.
Les organisateurs des Grammys lui demandent de modifier sa performance jugée blasphématoire : faux prêtre, exorcisme.
Whitney Houston venait de mourir la veille, elle était chrétienne.
Par respect, on lui demande d’ajuster. Elle refuse.
Aujourd’hui, elle traite les autres de lucifériens.
L’ironie est sale.

[Official Cletus Gaming 🖊️🐶 @offcletus]

All the work of Kiwifarms outdone in one day. Chris Chan’s throne usurped

[DSG scarra @scarra]

idk how i found this channel but some yt channels just answer the perfect questions

[Drackard @Drackard]

I don't really get involved in the discourse, but this amused me #Wrestlepalooza

[Rita Repulsive @entheoalchemist]

Some of you won't like this but this is because of true crime culture

[Trav Guy 🏳️‍⚧️ @TheOtherTravGuy]

Took an edible last night and found these in my Camera Roll

[Sinking 🇪🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇳🇴 @EisakuOtomo]

The worst woman you know just let out the biggest smile