Official Cletus Gaming 🖊️🐶

Autistic Southern catboyfailure. Grown ass 26 year old man. original pfp by @catglimmy. Hiram Abiff in the flesh. 6ft btw

[Official Cletus Gaming 🖊️🐶 @offcletus]

I think the stripes are sexy

[Chris @greatironchris]

Remember when he fired everyone and it got better and then he hired a bunch of indians and it got shitty again?

[ranbla @ranbpa0]

Wurmple vs Rayquaza

[kuroneko @kimegao_]

it's a basic tenet of normfagnigger posturing that you are owed nothing, the world is tough, you are meant to eat shit, attacked, to be servile and hyonotized by some abstract ideal that means everything and nothing, and you deserve whatever bad happens to you.

[Official Cletus Gaming 🖊️🐶 @offcletus]

@mikitaposts Where can I get the jacket

[Mikuma @Mikuma2606]

#zzzero #zenlesszonezero

[Official Cletus Gaming 🖊️🐶 @offcletus]

Don’t go to Papua New Guinea

[Official Cletus Gaming 🖊️🐶 @offcletus]

The fate of the my little pony Gnosticism race war fan fic when I inevitably guess reality again

[M1das @M1das_OW2]

theres someone on tiktok with a 2 year long lego lord of the rings comic with ethan and hila and they’re freaking out because ethan cheated

[不眠 @Asaqve]

𐄑𐅁̂ ⩊፟ ̂𐅀𐄑

[Naz @nazbowling102]

Twitter Catholics whenever they touch their penis:

[土鈴 @doreihaoreda]

弟を何がなんでも守るセヴェ兄…
ﾑﾌﾌな続きがあるかも…

[HowlingBateman2 @HowlingBateman2]

In 9th grade, we had to make an anti-bullying video. I got paired with 2 Mexicans and an autistic Black kid. The Mexicans rob him, he runs to me yelling “OFFICUHH, DEM MEXICANS STOLE MY BAG!” and I get into a shootout with them. I do a badass roll-and-shoot, kill the last guy, then die when he falls on me with his knife. The video ends with the Black kid looting my body and stealing my wallet.

[Spycraft101 @spycraft101]

A Soviet defector crossed the DMZ from North to South Korea in November 1984, instigating a firefight that has been called ‘The 40-Minute Korean War’.

Vasilii Yakovlevich Matuzok was working as a translator at the Soviet embassy in Pyongyang. He had been planning to defect to the West for many years and saw an opportunity to do so when he participated in a tour of Panmunjom village on November 23rd, 1984. Matuzok stood next to a North Korean guard for a photograph, then quickly sprinted across the Military Demarcation Line, to the shock of everyone nearby.

He slowed down to walk, not initially realizing the North Korean guards would take action. Several guards pursued him across the border, firing as they ran. They also fired at the closest Joint Security Area checkpoints to prevent anyone from assisting Matuzok.

Private Michael Burgoyne and Korean Augmentee PFC Chang Myung Gi were nearby and engaged the North Koreans with their 1911s, hitting at least one of them. Chang was shot in the head and killed instantly. Burgoyne was then shot in the lower portion of his face but miraculously survived. Although both sides were ostensibly limited by treaty to sidearms only at the DMZ, they quickly produced rifles and grenade launchers for the engagement.

A heavily-armed Quick Reaction Force arrived within minutes and suppressed the North Koreans, eventually forcing them to surrender and retreat across the border, taking their dead and wounded with them. Official estimates were three killed and five wounded, but the US personnel involved believed casualties were likely much higher.

Matuzok was recovered unharmed after he was found taking cover in the Sunken Garden. After extensive debriefings, he later moved to the United States and lived under an assumed name.

One of the US participants was SSG Richard Lamb. He later went on to serve all over the world, including with Task Force Ranger during the Battle of Mogadishu. He retired as a Command Sergeant Major in 2003 and was inducted into the Special Operations Command Commando Hall of Honor and received the Bull Simons Award recipient for lifetime achievement.

#northkorea#panmunjom #korea #southkorea #defector

[Official Cletus Gaming 🖊️🐶 @offcletus]

@ketdrip @Cowboy_twink_

[kerosene @ketdrip]

if you are a malnourished cute twink under 5'10 u can come to my house i wont rape you

[Darthsoldier @_Darthsoldier_]

This Uboat ain't making it back to the port

[원오얌 @0nE0w_]

덩치 조금 있다고 나대다가 짓눌리는 수였으면 좋겠어

[YABUJIN @St4rrdrexmx]

Severian my beloved !!
#zzzero #ZenlessZoneZero‌

[Momocca @Momoccal030]

why are you using the uniform now?