mecole

Canadian displaced. Sardonic whit. California dreamin'

[mecole @mecolem]

@CincinnatiZoo Oof your website cannot handle this hippo experience traffic 🙃🙄😅

[mecole @mecolem]

@DojaCat hello queen. My friend and I read your article in Elle and we would like to invite you to wear slides to the farmers market with us. Xoxo, a couple of fans

[mecole @mecolem]

@CBCRaffy Hi Raffy, I love your voice and hearing you on CBC world report always makes me smile. Thanks for being you :)

[Lisa Bowes @lisabowes]

after listening to the news this morning 14 yr old says:

“It’s strange that people think that a vaccine that has helped millions of people will kill them but a virus that has killed millions of people won’t.”

[mecole @mecolem]

@RosieBarton kindly requesting a photoshoot of you and the yellow blazer. #partylines

[mecole @mecolem]

@DominosCanada hello sweet friend, the Monday half price code wouldn’t work on my medium pizzas today. But I needed mediums because handmade pan crust 🥲 just wanted you to know.

[mecole @mecolem]

@instagram your new reshare feature is trash. Please revert back immediately.

[Saeed Jones @theferocity]

I tried to gently encourage my barber to get vaccinated today by talking about how great it was for me and how I had no side effects and brother told me he was drinking a lot of water and eating elderberries so you know, if a lottery is what it takes, a lottery is what it takes.

[mecole @mecolem]

@elamin88 @RosieBarton #partylines a toast from some vaccinated friends 🥂

[BORED @BoredElonMusk]

Deodorant stick that sounds an alarm if it hasn’t been used in more than 24 hours.

[mecole @mecolem]

@chrissyteigen Everything you do is right. Ilu just the way you are.

[nz @nsivrey]

whatsapp n instagram down.

Me :

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

they’re living the fantasy

[mecole @mecolem]

@sadboiii101 Just put that stuff in your phone 😂 your brain is too busy to remember it all.

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

just moaned while getting into bed from the pure pleasure of getting into bed

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

101 dalmatians is too many dalmatians and we should say it

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“Can we talk about something other than the bloody weather?”
“Covid?”
“Yeah it’s definitely getting warmer out there”

[mecole @mecolem]

@SantanaRow hey can you close the Winchester ramp please? It’s like a parking lot in your garage.

[mecole @mecolem]

Lol it’s Gilmore girls. #ashamed

[Netflix UK & Ireland @NetflixUK]

What is the one show you’d NEVER hit “skip intro” on??