Ambrose B

yes

[Ambrose B @MedicallySmolPP]

@methandstocks similarly, i have had a zip drive full of btc up my asshole since 2010

[Ambrose B @MedicallySmolPP]

@jeremymstamper beautiful!

[Ambrose B @MedicallySmolPP]

@UsamaBLaughin @credenzaclear2 dc went to shit when they stopped allowing slavery tbh

[Ambrose B @MedicallySmolPP]

i've never been in a cult -- where can i try one out? like a 30 day trail or something

[Ambrose B @MedicallySmolPP]

oh man! people willingly trading cash for goods and services they want and need? sickening

how can people live like this?

[theficouple @theficouple]

The middle class trap:
1. $3,500/mo house payment
2. $1,400/mo car payments
3. $2,000/mo childcare
4. $950/mo student loan payments
5. $1,000/mo credit car payments

Congrats, you're stuck for the next 25 years.

[Ambrose B @MedicallySmolPP]

@InnocenceCapit1 @dalibali2 bill is an icon!

his retweets and 10k word screeds will be remembered by generations for millennia to come

did you know that harvard has had negative EBITA margins for years?

this man is at the forefront of intellectual and economic thought

[Ambrose B @MedicallySmolPP]

@rhunterh bro really maxing the munger "would rather earn a lumpy 15 percent over than a smooth 12 percent" vibe

[Ambrose B @MedicallySmolPP]

@bryan_johnson i think he's trying to appear as an "everyman" so that when the rise of the proletariat occurs, he will not be targeted

take note, bryan -- my commie friends and i will be commandeering your jack shack and fondling our olive oil soaked nuts when the time comes

[Ambrose B @MedicallySmolPP]

@leamaric man, that's bleak

lived in an old apartment once that had a shower in the kitchen, but thank christ the shitter was in a separate room

[Ambrose B @MedicallySmolPP]

@TrustFundMint bro has a faggety little shit stache and a modified neck beard

DON'T do it MINT!

[Ambrose B @MedicallySmolPP]

periodic reminder

[Ambrose B @MedicallySmolPP]

@_ass_management oh my! we have a theft here

theft of a fuckass tweet too -- what is going on here?

@dumbledonk steal a good one next time at least, mate

[Ambrose B @MedicallySmolPP]

@FMLsweetly the met in question:

[Ambrose B @MedicallySmolPP]

how do i explain to people that my soul is rotten?

[Ambrose B @MedicallySmolPP]

Ambrose: "what? i literally dont get it -- what did i do wrong?"

Wife: "nothing" *scowl intensifies -- deep sigh*

Ambrose: "well..."

Wife: "why can't you be like Mr Charles? he showers me with love, affection, and licks all my naughty parts without asking"

Ambrose: "Our dog?"

[Ambrose B @MedicallySmolPP]

@stephanicci more so, even

[Ambrose B @MedicallySmolPP]

@tittyrecognizer long story short, she told all her friends and eventually my friends found out as well

i am largely believed to be a homosexual by many of them to this very day

well worth it, such powerful 'gasms. i still think fondly about her sometimes when i am depressed and lonely

[Ambrose B @MedicallySmolPP]

@tittyrecognizer horny steve, i'm with you, brother

girl i dated in college, after i'd pestered her for anal a few to many times (to no avail) hit me with the "ok, but i get to fuck your ass first"

naturally, this was music to my ears (i'd wanted that as well, but was too shy to ask)

[Ambrose B @MedicallySmolPP]

@Czar_Of_Silly would x2