egg

sleepy

[egg @meeeemers_]

wow what a clever commercial

[Firefox @firefox]

How is the internet less private than in 2006, when the whole family shared one computer?

Back then, the internet was weird, personal, and all of ours.

So, we got your favorite meme legends back together to say it louder: What happened to the internet? 1/3

[Girth Vader II @lovvewolf]

Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

@SKress7514 We are the dictionary.

[Divine @Divinsity]

Eventually Apple is gonna run out of beautiful places in California to name their OS after, and in 2080 we'll have macOS Bakersfield

[egg @meeeemers_]

i am not logging into the app, reddit 😒

[egg @meeeemers_]

I downloaded the app and the AI chatbot told me to check the tracking number with FedEx for details or contact the merchant if I’m having issues … what THE FUCK was the point omfg

[egg @meeeemers_]

why the hell do i have to download an app to track my package. just give me the tracking number omg

[egg @meeeemers_]

why the hell do i have to download an app to track my package. just give me the tracking number omg

[egg @meeeemers_]

pronunciation on point lol

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

演出现场见!
https://t.co/3aEqbt0cp5

[egg @meeeemers_]

the answer is yes. it can be worse.

[egg @meeeemers_]

can babies go through a sleep regression if they never gressioned in the first place 🫩

[egg @meeeemers_]

I’m sorry to the environment, AI has been a great sleep coach 😭

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Before the war between Android and Apple started, the war between 0.5 and 0.7 users was the one that separate humans from each other

[egg @meeeemers_]

I think it’s a lil silly that babies wake up at 7 only to take a nap again at 9. Like, just wake up at 9 😒

[ʚ₍ᐢ. ̫.ᐢ₎₊˚ emi ⋆ 🦭˚｡⋆୨୧˚ @littlemiksx]

Mi parte favorita de la biblia es cuando Jesús, en vez de decirle a las mujeres como vestirse, le dice a los hombres que se arranquen sus ojos y corten las manos si no son capaces de controlarse

[egg @meeeemers_]

can babies go through a sleep regression if they never gressioned in the first place 🫩

[S★ @xxyllinn]

I don’t want to "download the app" to pay for parking. I don’t want to "create an account" to see a menu. I don’t want to "provide feedback" on a 30-second interaction. I just want to exist in the physical world without a digital leash.

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is so funny, because i didn’t forget, i just came to my senses

[egg @meeeemers_]

Why did they vote to make daylight savings permanent and not standard time.

[egg @meeeemers_]

“Just sleep when the baby sleeps”

…how the baby likes to sleep 🫩

[BIG SEXY ✧ @LOUIEFATTONS]

when they went back for jesus on the third day:

[iam_jayboy 𝕏 ❄️ @Aiamjayboy]

Sneaking away from a sleeping baby should be an Olympic sport