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Something witty this way comes. (#fashion-geek #asian-entertainment)

[julia @juumelo_]

I got that deer in me (big sad brown eyes & the urge to run into oncoming traffic)

[🙃 @wendychou]

the way the fedex print guy looked at my color chart print outs and asked if i was an Art Teacher and not an ART STUDENT
😤
i’m wearing a pleated short skirt i have bangs PLZ SIR

[🙃 @wendychou]

my 2 year old only thanks me for the meal when he thinks it tastes good
me @ end of the year:

[🙃 @wendychou]

today’s friday mantra is brought to you by Bulky Gym Man’s shirt that says NOBODY OWES YOU SHIT

[🙃 @wendychou]

bad vibes chase me harder and faster than I can run.
I accept and will eat the salad in my protein bowl.

[🙃 @wendychou]

@meeeemers_ 😞

[🙃 @wendychou]

So there IS a wrong song to play in a Pilates class -and that's Stacy’s Mom

[🙃 @wendychou]

i take it very personally when my toddler doesn’t eat the food i made. i chose my husband, this father of yours because he doesn’t complain and eats it all. you are a byproduct. eat the damn food you little poohead

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

being extremely online is bad for your brain. that's the most i can deduce from this.

[🙃 @wendychou]

i need a PTO mental health day
from existing

[🙃 @wendychou]

@dieworkwear this is the gossip i like

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

they laughed at me all these years, as i spent all my money on pants, stockpiling different fits, styles, and materials. now it's winter and you're the lazy grasshopper, me the wise ant

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

personally would like to see every store show what part of the price increase is due to tariffs bc if these tariffs ever come down, i need to see that price go right back down

[🙃 @wendychou]

the overly correct pc boba shop: plays both kendrick lamar and drake

[🙃 @wendychou]

🧦🔥

[🙃 @wendychou]

💸💸💸 i already know

[HYPEBEAST @HYPEBEAST]

NIGO is now the creative director of FamilyMart

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

i read fiction on this app every day

[🙃 @wendychou]

this is how i get jon to tell me bedtime stories

[Kayla Ancrum ✨Mostly Updates✨ @KaylaAncrum]

A friend in college told me the full plot of One Piece like this.

He did it for an hour every day for 3 weeks, and we’d all just sit by his bedside to listen. He was so good at it we’d laugh and cry. It was such an experience to hear a saga like that instead of watching it.

[Cheese For Everyone! @CheeseForEvery1]

My wife has kindly asked me to stop referring to the neutered male pets in our house as “my council of eunuchs”

[🙃 @wendychou]

@rianemano 📢 TURN THIS TV OFF TURN THIS TV OFF 😆

[🙃 @wendychou]

baby go take a nap- mommys gotta listen to kendricks new album