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I tried to warn ye, but ya wouldn’t listen. 40’s, weirdo, dreadfully obsessed with queer pirates.

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@adamtotscomix The number of times I’ve almost been hit by cyclists blasting through crosswalks against a light is many.

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@wards_66 @salthenurse08 @francisxwolf It’s interesting to say you “stepped in” to take care of your household. You’re saying a lot about money and being a multimillionaire, but your own words imply your distance from your family.

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@FashionNovaHelp My account has been hacked. Your website has no option to address this in the “Contact Us” section.

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@nhoodpublicist Why is this child talking to her own mother about her father like, “This is *my* man”?

This is so uncomfortable.

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@malinconiae_off @_Dadeline_ Probably because of the letter to Ed that Stede sends in the teaser.

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@malinconiae_off @_Dadeline_ Best guess is they saw him sign the contract with an “x” thought, “Oh, he can’t write words” and are now digging their feet in when more information has been provided. So they just refuse to be wrong.

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@brownandbella Then they come at you like, “tHaT’s WhY yOu dOn’T hAvE a MaN” they really think we’re gonna be hurt by their assessment that we are failing the audition. “You’re not acting like property and I don’t like that.”

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@flagmeanssteph ACTION

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@Mrcamello @notcapnamerica Yes, because this post is gonna get him dragged off the street and banned from showing up again. He’s gonna be criticized and that’s ok.

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@faeeebaeee Baby, them pancakes gonna burn.

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@StephenOfNix @xogabbyelle_ I have a great suggestion for what you can eat.

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@StephenOfNix @xogabbyelle_ Mmm, willfully obtuse. Such a bold choice.

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@va_layla @xogabbyelle_ Yup. Games like that don’t stop. This is a feature of his whole personality. He probably goes around thinking she left because she was mad he wouldn’t share is food, not because he’s unhinged.

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@StephenOfNix @xogabbyelle_ That wasn’t him ordering what he wanted, it was him purposely choosing what she couldn’t have.

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@queerplantain But see, that wouldn’t make him feel clever. He’s probably a huge pain in the ass about it if a date says something about it too. “Oh, why are you mad? You think you’re entitled to my food?”

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@xogabbyelle_ People usually ask about allergies out of concern and consideration for someone’s safety, and he’s decided allergies are a cheat code to be stingy based off of his inability to just communicate that he has a problem with sharing, and the assumption women are gonna take from him.

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@xogabbyelle_ It’s the preemptive dedication to having the upper hand. Already making moves to backhandedly prevent/control your behavior. Imagine all the other sneaky shit he does to have his way while avoiding a mature conversation about it.

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@splenditzy @xogabbyelle_ A lot of them don’t. They just like using women to validate their masculinity.

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@nothervois @adamtotscomix Stupidity

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@Patrici55945955 @brownandbella I can think of one thing you definitely are.