mekole allison

when life gives you 🍋’s— you know the drill //

[mekole allison @meeksallisonn]

Someone call New York and ask to redo New Year’s Eve so we can try this year again

[Kins @idahowk]

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[mekole allison @meeksallisonn]

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[ny guy @urlocalnyguy]

To students starting school today,

Please be nice to your teachers. My dad is 53 years old, and not a whiz w technology. He’s called me EVERY day, attempting to practice because he’s so nervous and wants what’s best for his students.

Please be patient with them. They’re trying.

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

It is what it is.

[𝐂𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐥 @homemakinghunny]

if they're wrong - then they need your prayers. not your shame.

[Chinx @chinx_102]

me: I never get jealous
also me: lmao who’s that

[Whitney Flowers @whitneyflowers_]

Your private life is just as important as your public life.

[strawberry kiwi cancer 💌 @loveangelb4by]

men are like “i love a girl who has confidence” and then destroy it

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

Shutting down the post office to stop an election is the maturity equivalent of licking the whole birthday cake so no one else can eat it.

[mekole allison @meeksallisonn]

@Gymshark @WHO yikes...

[mekole allison @meeksallisonn]

some kid outside my window just yelled “for narnia” and I think that’s the best thing I’ve heard all year

[mekole allison @meeksallisonn]

@kendysanders I WANT TO RETWEET DANG IT

[StanPowers @stanpowers406]

@saylahachey Yes... Monica
Erica
Rita
Tina
Sandra
Mary
Jessica... oh wait that’s not my list, it’s mambo no.5

[mekole allison @meeksallisonn]

Retweet till I die

[Demi Burnett @demi_burnett]

People are not toys to play with. With toys, you get to decide when you want to play with them and give them attention. If you do that to people, you need to grow the fuck up.

[phil @warmfourloko]

guys with mustaches😍😍