Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to log into Microsoft Authenticator 35 times a day, create deliverables for key stakeholders, and circle back offline.
I tried Coke Zero at lunch instead of Diet Coke. All of the aspartame without any of the refreshment, the glamour, the joie de vivre, the satisfaction of cracking open a cold, glistening can of DC. Insidious beverage.
Jesus: [breaks bread] this is my body
Jesus: [pours wine] this is my blood
Jesus: [strums the opening chords of Space Oddity] this is ground control to Major Tom