ADHD object permanence: if I can't see it, it doesn't exist. Vitamins in a drawer? Never seen again. Clean laundry in a basket? Lives there forever. My whole life runs on strategic chaos because "organized" is where tasks go to die.
adhd evening ritual: put something important in a 'safe place' so you definitely wont lose it. never see it again. find it 8 months later in a jacket pocket you have no memory of owning
@suchnerve 99% of IRL social interactions are an enormous catalog of preset responses. It's a lot of work but if you can remember what Delights neurotypical people in which situations you begin to build a soundboard that not only works, they like it! You learn to play it like any instrument
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen on the internet.
Afroman had his house raided by Ohio Adam County deputies… who found absolutely nothing… broke his door, trashed his place, allegedly had $400 go missing… and then they refused to pay for the damages.
So, like any reasonable rapper would do…
He turned his home security footage into music videos, mocking them.
And then, the deputies sued him for FOUR MILLION dollars… because they didn’t like being made fun of.
And Afroman’s response?
He dropped ANOTHER music video.
In his own words:
“Unconfidential informant lied to Police to get out of some trouble. Adam County Sherriff officers made a mistake by believing the lie. Raided my house, found nothing, refused to pay for the damages and filed a lawsuit against me, Afroman, for exercising my freedom of speech! This is me holding trial in one song. I hope you enjoy it.”
They said his videos “ridiculed” them… so he decided to show them what that actually looks like.
And the best part?
A jury basically said… yeah… you don’t get to raid someone’s home, end up in their surveillance footage, and then cry because they used it to make fun of you.
THE TWILIGHT ZONE S5E33 "THE BRAIN CENTER AT WHIPPLE'S", MAY 15, 1964.
Rod Sterling saw 2034 for us.
We can learn.
We have 5000 days.
YOU are some of the very first to know this.