lauren

A little known fact about me is that I’m just a freakinqq chill ass down to earth female .

[Jonathan @jonathanmb32]

All the LOLs

[female dennis reynolds @FlVESTARWOMAN]

delete all ur dating apps. your soulmate is ur coworker

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

It is important to vomit from substance overuse every 8 months or so. this purges out a buildup of spiritual toxins you have contracted from being around weirdos and opps

[Gracie @Graciemail1]

The worst she can say is No.....
She---- 🙆‍♂️🗣

[chase @_chase_____]

a great tip if you’re packing for a trip is to ignore all the clothes you feel comfortable in and wear on a regular basis and instead bring a long velvet skirt you’ve never worn before that’s slightly too small and doesn’t go with any of your shirts or shoes

[bin laden's goth son @ffffauxpas]

As was foretold

[Minnie @saintdutchess]

I do think she’s wearing this Saint Laurent better than anyone else.

[italian don draper @gn2ale]

everything is going to happen to me

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

15 years ago today, Nicki Minaj released her debut studio album, ‘Pink Friday.’

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

I dearly love this one

[໊ @NGENTH0UGHT]

doomscrolling until 3am last night and this is what i found on my ig reels

[lauren @meenadog]

What a privilege 🩷 I love being unemployed

[winata ウィナタ @mutiahahah]

what a privilege 🩷 i love being employed 🩷

[🦪 @marygaitspill]

When my mom asks me why I’m single so I gotta explain to her the high priestess archetype

[Poo Crave @Poo_Crave]

Ariana Grande Speaks Out About Crazed Fan in Singapore:

“I should’ve Molly whopped that twink but thankfully I had my stud with me”

[Lily's Fuckass Tomato Croquembouche @digieeveelution]

@almondcrx Reminds me of this 🤣

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

It’s time to lock in this winter. Gym twice a week for 45 min. Sleep until 10am out of bed at noon. Put off your laundry as long as humanly possible. Drink every day

[chérry🍒 @pinkli_lies]

Pretending to be making scrambled eggs after a massive omelette flipping fail