Ameena

Didn’t know I was famous enough to get hacked, but here we are! Back at square one. Everyone’s favorite sarcastic, sports obsessed ginger.

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

It's Mariska Hargitay Summer. We're celebrating our friends. We're cheering on our team. We're hanging out with our hot husband. We're starring in a one-woman show. We're stopping sex crimes.

[Molly Morrison @mollyhannahm]

someday a child is going to learn that their dad once scored 83 points in an NBA game and still wasn’t a more legendary basketball player than their mom. amazing stuff

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

The Forbes 30 Under 30 to prison pipeline is my Roman Empire.

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

Enjoying my rent.

[optimism central @slingshotbra]

I’m ready to see it

[izzy @spidermannwh]

the worst person you know from high school is posting a picture of charlie kirk and his kids on their ig story rn

[maya 🪩 @allmychampagne]

jason kelce is kinda the most interesting human to exist… like he gives the vibes that he might’ve been present at january 6th but left and on his way home he stopped at starbucks and got behind the counter to help out the blue haired barista who was overwhelmed that day

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

he must’ve seen my dm

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

i can never watch love island. religiously watching america’s next top model in childhood killed too many brain cells already. i don’t have more to spare

[Ian Inangelo @iinangelo]

Being a Jayson Tatum fan right now

[Tyler Leighton @SoxSigns]

Black smoke emerges from the Green Monster indicating the Red Sox have yet to elect a new first basemen

[Boston Celtics @celtics]

Do you believe in magic?

Nah.

[FenwayAttendee @FenwayAttendee]

Get me to God’s country

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

"It's 8 o'clock in Iceland. Our President says that we're going to own that country anyway. So, we can make that exception." - Jim Boeheim, in 2OT of the California-Virginia Tech ACC Tournament game.

"How did we get there? Let's talk about basketball..." - Cory Alexander

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

I get in Ubers and just start lying

[Zac ~ VANCOUVER N3✨ @alltoozac]

Yeah they gotta do it themselves now since trump fired like 90% of the national park service

[Sole Retriever @SoleRetriever]

OFFICIAL: Under Armour announces the signing of Croatian WNBA star Nika Mühl to an endorsement deal ✍️

[Carly Incontro @carlyincontro]

remember when they said a woman in power would be too emotional

[anne @lildovzz]

TELL ME ABOUT THOSE WHITE GIRLS FROM THE LEAGUE OFFICE KENNY