Meesh

I salute magpies and laugh disconcertingly to fill gaps in conversations. 🌱🤸‍♀️ 《She/Her》

[Ross Crawford @RRMCrawford]

Sadly I couldn't attend the launch event of 274 Miles in Glasgow this evening so I have recorded a reading of the story from the walls of the castle itself (featuring a timely bird flyby near the end!).

https://t.co/l2muTNuY7K

[Tantallon Tìr @Tantallon_2001]

‘Carve out time for yourself any way you can.’

Today’s Spotlight is the first class Scots scriever Ross Crawford @RRMCrawford

https://t.co/jQ4vjaXf2g

[julie 🦩🍩🌟 @goodgirljuliee]

They shouldve elected juje pope. Ime cat….holic

[chudley @chudleybean]

FREMS !!! dis munf imb am TWELB (12 !!!) yeers yòunge !! amb imb stil bebé type ??

[Ali Woods @AliWoodsGigs]

On the train and I’ve just heard the “HELLO MOTO” ringtone. Fascinating. Like a relic from a bygone era, an ancient song.

The lady answered and said “Just letting you know I’m on the bus” even though we’re on a train.

Magnificent few seconds.

[chudley @chudleybean]

wat is..,da paswørd ??

[chudley @chudleybean]

balemtime smoòch !!

[chudley @chudleybean]

neww favrit treét jus dropp'd !!!!!!!

[Zane @zanecaspersz]

• Voluntarily got off the train
• Put Leanne and Joe in their place at the round table
• Gave the best opera performance in a mission
• Wants to give his winnings to charity in honour of his brother

He IS our winner
#TheTraitorsUK #TheTraitors

[Steven Bonaventure x @absolutegazelle]

Truly my favourite moment in this year’s series of The Traitors was this bombshell in week one, delivered in a way that was so camp. It’s like it was straight out of a true crime documentary 😭 I’ll never get over it x

[chudley @chudleybean]

WAT DA HENK !!

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

By all known definitions (messy, unpredictable, disruptive, associated with the colour green), the £85 Grinch is brat

[chudley @chudleybean]

donot talke to me or mine,,son eber agáim !!!!!

[Ross Crawford @RRMCrawford]

A privilege to recite two poems this evening at @Poetry_InnDeep for the launch of this new collection from @spec_books:
https://t.co/TX4VSlKw6G

Please support by purchasing or donating if you can. 🙏

[Ross Crawford @RRMCrawford]

I have contributed two poems to this new collection from @spec_books, raising funds for @MedicalAidPal and @OPOliveBranch_

https://t.co/TX4VSlKw6G

Please consider purchasing, all proceeds go towards supporting aid in Palestine. 🇵🇸

[Cybershell @Cybershell]

This section of Jim Carrey's wikipedia article cracks me up

[Eleanor, Python @begbuggirl]

Thinking about how JK Rowling/elon musk/the TERF elite used their money and immense power to try to convince the entire world that Imane Khalif being allowed to box was The Worst Thing to Happen to Women Ever meanwhile the headlines have literally been

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

'Only get what you need.'

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