wolf

the constant miscalculations of m.e.wolf ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[𝓂𝒶𝓇𝒾𝒶 ✴︎ @mariaoarchive]

please don’t underestimate my ability to forget the contents of a book I loved deeply

[Jack🦇🌙 @hvnlycreature]

how it feels to add books to a free public library, walk to a grocery store, then get a bánh mi for lunch

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

not now, mysterious $10.99 apple charge

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

garlic is to cooking as vanilla extract is to baking in that the amount i add to my food is guided by reckless extravagance and utter disregard, verging on mild contempt, for the recipe as written

[wolf @meg_wolf]

hey @JDVance, you should play the wordle today

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Honestly pure dictator shit. A real democracy would immediately imprison him for even trying this

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

few things are up your butt and around the corner anymore

[mellraiser🌻 @FindingMelanie_]

girl dinner but it’s just cocktails and hexing everyone who has ever wronged us

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

I’ve said it once, but I’ll say it twice. The key to life is always having a dinner reservation or a vacation in the near future

[redrum @griffisu]

kinda fucked up that i’ve never sat next to a hot person on a plane but everyone who’s sat next to me has

[Irishrygirl @irishrygirl]

To those of you feeling like an idiot for voting for Trump, good that’s because you are.

[wolf @meg_wolf]

trump said he's bombing iran at 8 but that is when summer house starts

[Lena Dunham @lenadunham]

All adventurous women do.

[َ @4NGELWING]

all quiet on the frontal lobe

[cult blood @sp0derm4nn]

tea is tea whether herbal or verbal

[A🪲 @seattleiminyou]

I want to be someone’s very insane wife

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

Make the Microsoft CEO search for an email on Outlook live on camera

[eda ★ @edascofield]

a man is nothing without his taylor swift obsessed girlfriend

[REE$E ⋆｡𖦹°‧★ @reesebepuffing]

a beautiful chinese woman named Deer Xing is communicating with me through road signs