wiwiwiwi

A collection of paradoxes & chronic retweeter

[wiwiwiwi @mega_snooper]

I just want to live life & not survive all the time. I'm so tired. If I was a dog I'd be eating chocolate rn.

[wiwiwiwi @mega_snooper]

Tried this, my cat don't care 😭 his fat ass stepped on my face 😭😭

[lily. @sooyaflwrr]

e eu que fingi que tinha desmaiado para ver o que meu gato fazia e ele deitou em cima de mim e começou a fazer pãozinho

[wiwiwiwi @mega_snooper]

@admiralozk That's the goal

[wiwiwiwi @mega_snooper]

Fresh air: "How much vodka did we have tonight?"
Me: "Enough."
Fresh air: "Understood." 😭🎀

[wiwiwiwi @mega_snooper]

No, this is unacceptable! (I have to be immediately good at a new hobby)

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

You don’t actually have to be good at your hobbies. You can just enjoy them and be bad at them.

[wiwiwiwi @mega_snooper]

@admiralozk

[wiwiwiwi @mega_snooper]

@SachinDhinwa Cheating men don’t deserve respect

[wiwiwiwi @mega_snooper]

Sober during the weekends for the first time in a long long time 🙂‍↕️🙌

[wiwiwiwi @mega_snooper]

@SachinDhinwa Stfu hoe

[wiwiwiwi @mega_snooper]

@admiralozk Unfortunately I cut onions with ease

[wiwiwiwi @mega_snooper]

I hate it when I want to cry but no tears come out from these big damnn eyes tf

[wiwiwiwi @mega_snooper]

A forehead kiss wouldn't fix me but it'll definitely do some damage control rn ):

[wiwiwiwi @mega_snooper]

Deep inside, I'm just a little girl who just wants to be loved. So sick and tired of this big independent girl nonsense.

[wiwiwiwi @mega_snooper]

@SachinDhinwa

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.”

Actually what doesn’t kill you gives you crippling PTSD and an autoimmune disease that keeps you bed bound 60% of the time.

[Ona 𐙚 @ona_nky]

Men are naturally mean. They fake niceness only when they know there’s a sexual or romantic opportunity. Look at how they treat women they consider unattractive. 👍🏽

[𝙩𝙚𝙗𝙤𝙜𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙤 @simplytee23]

It sucks when a girl asks for a random toiletry and you don’t have it, like sorry I failed you…😭