meg🪐🫧🍓

[َ @ungodlywests]

got home from work with my battery at 80%

[celo @cel0fc]

Eu tentando tirar um cochilo no ônibus na volta pra casa:

[klara com k @aethxria]

o conceito de sentir falta de uma amizade que você não quer de volta

[Gooey Tip @gooey_tip]

Was just given the company card

[jayjay ☆ 𖦹₊⊹🛸🧸 @LIMBOLIBRARY]

why didn’t he do something

[Jovy @chimajovita]

How I stare at random things at 7am instead of getting ready

[gill @contactabrother]

telling my friends to leave their man anytime they mess up

[➰ @wantedlen]

When you accidentally open your eyes while trying to sleep and your sleep resets to 0

[Coors Bankroll @dweebstomper]

smoked weed while the sun is still out

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Boomers selling their house for $2 million after buying it in 1965 for 11 raspberries

[🍒 @nwaababy]

me going about my day and i remember something really embarrassing

[a.j. ⚧️🛸 @normalmaxxedaj]

jobs are not identities they are random shit you do for money

[Gabrielle Drolet @gabrielledrolet]

this is why jesus said so much stuff about knowing thy neighbours btw

[Hana || BylerGirlDads @HanaFennie]

I love this comment so much

[griffin🎃 @ohiojesustwink]

Tried to replace my smoking addiction with eating frozen strawberries but now I just eat frozen strawberries while smoking

[red @ororomunroesbf]

Tried to nap through flight but it got delayed and I woke up during takeoff

[⟡ em ⟡ @foahaddict]

THIS FUCKING PHOTO😭😭😭😭😭

[stedit @steditszn]

to speak or to die?