Lord Commander

i use twitter for the funnies

[Lord Commander @megachungus4]

I just had a thought about what if the virus would never end and people would invent more technological masks but then i thought ''why not do a vaccine with that much techolongy humanity arent those dumb'' lmao

[Mono⁵🇪🇬 @RawanaMarijuana]

This is my vent art

[?????? @cantlosenomore]

I don’t think i will ever change this wallpaper

[Sylvia @sylviafp8]

My wife is the greatest human being on earth, she drew it for me😭😭

[Mak @mak_aura]

do y’all understand how pissed you gotta be to ball your GLASSES up like toilet paper 😭😭

[Kel @elpro0711]

Oh dios eso es una noticia terrible seguro que el novio le dió una pa-

COMO?

[mini 👑 @mini4butches]

when I say ‘chat’ it’s because i’m referring to the imaginary twitch chat that is constantly observing me not chatgpt

[tia ★ @tiadeeznuts]

apple pay should cancel the transaction if i look sad during the face ID part

[Captain Insight @CaptainInsightX]

bro went from code review to damage control 😭

[Marcus is Fighting @CosmonautMarcus]

Buttercup:

[pleasepitypepper @plspitypepper]

leaving elon’s body but i miscalculated and still got 20 seconds left

[kaguya @kartosiewicz]

how greg heffley was moving back in the day

[chronically online @hashtagyapper]

I’m going to die alone

[nkosi 〰️ @_inkosixngu]

well found out my girl turtle is actually a boy and instead of him being 5 years as we thought, he’s 12? who is this man in my house

[JackyBoo 🎃 @JackysPumpkins]

Being in a fandom while living outside the US and Japan

[makimullah🇮🇨 @pakikomori]

>kitchen sink has a problem
>call 2 plumbers
>they're both italian

[Zaza Waybright @Le_Unorthodox]

Paramount had ownership of Cartoon Network for less than a week and their entire vault got leaked