moxietwat

happily married sisterwife

[lake micah @afrofatalism]

this pandemic has been STIFLING for those of us who like to charm and flirt

[moxietwat @megaclit500]

just u and the poop. so vulnerable

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can u imagine pooping without your phone?

[moxietwat @megaclit500]

the least encouraging poster that a gynecologists receptionist can have is “god is the best doctor and prayer is the best medicine”

[moxietwat @megaclit500]

what america needs is a pair of high waisted jeans that work in the times when you’d like to sit

[moxietwat @megaclit500]

@grantgeiger is it MINE?!

[moxietwat @megaclit500]

@grantgeiger yes correct

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which roommate is currently cleaning her bowl with pamplemousse la croix? comment below 👇

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@obscenery1 nice try. wrong

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the cost of cozy living

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do you ever think about how we’re all going to die when our lungs finally get too full of candle wax?

[moxietwat @megaclit500]

@bloodynosebb yes bb! ❣️

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imagine being a woman at the airport calling her friend at 9am to say “good morning - now. is there any good barbecue in Dallas?”

[moxietwat @megaclit500]

@obscenery1 don’t try this at home kids

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@obscenery1 YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED

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had a nightmare where the gas pedal was switched with the brakes and usage of your and you’re was flipped

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sometimes you’re eating a bagel and it’s soooo good that you have no clue where it went in your belly and then you have to have another!

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@9to5_Rat it’s young people like you that give me hope for this generation

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@obscenery1 soon!

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@jessbrennbusker NEED THIS