Tommy Reynolds

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I dreamed I was the only man left in America who hadn't been interviewed by: #mc #LarryKing #nightmare #latenight

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@Sassafrass_84 Hanoi Jane is forever.

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@UltraDane What part of "Don't move that hand" is hard to understand. Argue with the judge, not the policeman: you always lose that debate.

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@AntiWokeMemes Why does she have any money left undonated?

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@GioBruno1600 Pacific's

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@BhattiLaib9960 If I valued your opinion, I'd be insulted.

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@ForgiatoBlow47 Don't know what the thought's going to be about but it's sure going to be lonely in there.

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@TrumpsHurricane You want it paid in Twinkies? All joking aside, has anyone actually tried buying a balanced diet while on government assistance? America is the land of cheap carbohydrates, not cheap food.

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@DavidJHarrisJr To each his own, to each fine cat a fine rat. At least know I know when to lock up my sheep.

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@AntiLeftMemes Of course, it can't be Clapton. It's Terry Kath, according to Jimi Hendrix (with whom I agree.)

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@GioBruno1600 It looks like the corner foam from inside a new TV box.

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@honeymoon250 Just proves all three together, climbing a custom tower, could still not reach as high as Trump.

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@Excellentsalvic My dog and I don't even have one.

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@AntiLeftMemes Me. Because? Like, dude, why is this even a question?

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@TrumpsHurricane You would opt for the Inquisition instead of Seal Team Six? Opt for the home of WWII's Franco?

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@SOrbit31914 Dr Pepper comes to mind; I'm a bit thirsty.

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@aroog1278 "Best Little Whorehouse In Texas" with Dolly Parton, Henry Ford, and Jimmy Stewart.

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@GOP_is_Gutless Who da man? You de dolt.

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@NoDMsPerfavore Me

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@Sassafrass_84 ... especially if you consider if he were to being "funny."

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@isaacrrr7 After the debit to society as been paid, the crime is purged. This was manslaughter, at least.